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Collection of Jokes in Sanskrit ..}## \itxtitle{.. hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH ..}##\endtitles ## \centerline{sa.nskR^itaM vyAvahArikI bhAShA bhavet} \section{1 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} mahilAnAm adyatanIyA navInA samasyA sarvakAreNa ghoShitaM \ldq{} ye janAH 50\-varShIyAH tadadhikavarShadeshIyAH vA tebhyaH/tAbhyaH eva koronAveksInaM pUrvaM dAsyate, anyaiH cha nyUnAtinyUnaM ekavarSha\-paryantaM pratIkShArataiH bhavitavyam eva bhaviShyati\rdq{} iti (unheM kama se kama eka varSha taka pratIkShA karanI hI hogI |) bahvayaH mahilAH yAH vayasi 50\-varShAdapi vR^iddhatarAH santi paraM yAbhiH punarapi punaH ghoShitaM yat \ldq{}ahaM tu pa~nchatri.nshat (35)\-varShadeshIyA eva' iti tAH ubhayasambhavasthityAM santi (=dorAhe para haiM =idhara jAUM yA udhara jAUM ## = They are on the horns of dilemma)## |\rdq{} katham \- yadi tAH satyaM sambhAShya AtmAnaH vayaH 52/55 varShANi j~nApayanti tarhi tAShAM sAmAjikamUlyaM (=social worth) nyUnIbhavati; yadi cha tAH 35/36 varShANi j~nApayanti tarhi koronApIDAbhayaH tAH pIDayati | \ldq{}kiM karomi kva gachChAmi ko mAm \-\rdq{} ityaiva.nvidhA sthitiH jAtA tAsAm | ##KSG## \section{2 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} AdikAla se mahilAoM ke vAchAla hone kI pravR^iti, aura vAka chAturya kI sArI duniyA prasha.nsaka rahI hai | aisA hI eka manohArI varNana isa shloka meM kiyA gayA hai jo baDA hI Ana.ndadAyaka hai | bhagavAn shiva aura mAtA pArvatI kA ye sa.nvAda mana ko gudagudAtA hai kastva.n?shUlI, mR^igaya bhiShaja.n, nIlaka.nThaH priye.ahaM kekomekAM vada, pashupatirneva dR^iShye viShANe | mugdhe sthANuH, sa charati katha.n? jIviteshaH shivAyA gachChATavyAmiti hatavachA pAtuvashchandrachUDaH || sa.ndhivichChedAnkR^itvA \- kaH tvaM shUlI mR^igaya bhiShajaM nIlakaNThaH priye aha.n kekAm ekAM vada, pashupatiH na eva dR^ishye viShANe | mugdhe sthANuH, saH charati katha.n, jIviteshaH shivAyAH gachCha aTavyAm iti hatavachAH pAtu vaH chandrachUDaH || sha.nkara jI ne apane ghara kA dvAra kholane hetu AvAja dI | pArvatI jI ne pUChA \- tuma kauna ho? shiva jI ne kahA \- maiM shUlI (trishUla dhArI) hU.N | pArvatI jI ne kahA \- shUlI (shUla roga se pIDita) ho to vaidya ko khojo | shiva jI ne kahA \- priye! maiM nIlaka.nTha hU.N | pArvatI jI ne kahA (mayUra artha me.n) \- to eka bAra kekA dhvani karo | sha.nkara jI ne kahA \- maiM pashupati hU.N | pArvatI jI ne kahA \- pashupati (baila) ho? tumhAre si.nga to dikhAI nahIM dete? shiva jI ne kahA \- mugdhe! maiM sthANu hU.N | gaurA bolIM \- sthANu (ThU.NTha) chalatA kaise hai? bhole ne kahA \- maiM shivA (pArvatI) kA pati hU.N | shivA bolIM \- shivA (bhinna artha meM lomaDI) ke pati ho to ja.ngala meM jAo | isa prakAra niruttara hue shiva Apa sabakI rakShA kare.n | \section{3 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} vaidyena me patnyAH jihvAyAM tApamApakaH sthApitaH | tAm ukta~ncha ki~nchit kAlaparya.ntam auShThau pidhAya upavishatu | patnIM tUShNIM dR^iShTvA patiH anukShaNameva vaidyamahodayaM sAnandena apR^ichChat kiyat mUlyaM asya yantrasya bhoH?? darshanA \section{4 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} dantavaidyaH \- kimabhavat? kathaM dantAH naShTAH? rogI \- hyaH patnyA dattaroTikAH atidR^iDhAH Asan bhoktumeva na yogyAH || dantavaidyaH \- tarhi \ldq{}khAdituM na shaknomi\rdq{} ityeva vaktavyam asIt khalu! rogI \- tAvadeva proktavAn bho \section{5 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} hasema hAsayema mAtA \- he putra |pUjArthaM phalamAnayatu | putraH \- astu | mAtA \- dhanaM svIkR^itya gachChatu | putraH \- kati phalAni AnayAni? mAtA \- phaladvayaM krItvA Anayatu | putraH \- ApaNaM gatvA phaladvayaM krItvA gahaM prati AgachChati | mArge ekaM khAditvA ekaphalaM eka Anayati | putraH \- mAtaH phalaM svIkarotu | mAtA \- ekameva asti |dvitIyaphalam? putraH \- tadeva etat | mAtA \- re samyak vadatu |ekaphalaM atra |dvitIyaM kutra? putraH \- a.nbA etadeva tad | kativAraM vA pR^ichChatu |chintA nAsti |tadeva etat | \section{6 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ApaNikaH \- are shrImatI ! bhavatI sadaiva ApaNe (dukAna para) AgachChati, sarvANi AbhUShaNAni cha pashyati kadAchit gR^ihItvA na gachChati | shrImatI \- naiva bhrAtaH ! evaM nAsti ahaM tu sadaiva kimapi na kimapi gR^ihItvA gachChAmi | bhavAn eva dhyAnaM na dadAti raushanaH \section{7 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} hasAmaH | bhAryA \- nAtha ! shR^iNoti vA ? hyaH ahaM vaidyaM prati gatavatI | tadA saH uktavAn \ldq{}bhavatyAH vishrAmasya AvashyakatA asti | sthAnA.ntaraM kartuM svitjharla.cNDa nyUjIla.cNDa vA gachChet iti | AvAM kutra gachChevaH ?\rdq{} patiH \- anyaM vaidyaM prati ! \section{8 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} grAhakaH\-he bAla tava pituH rasagolakApaNamasti | tava tat khAditum ichChA na bhavati vA?? bAlaH\-AmAm tat khAdituM me ichChA bhavati | kintu pitA sarvANi rasagolakAni gaNayitvA sthApayati | ataH ahamapi kevalaM chUShaNaM kR^itvA punaH tathaiva sthApayAmi | darshanA \section{9 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} pappU ApaNaM gatvA ApaNikaM pR^iShTavAn bhoH mahodaya | asya vAnarasya chitrasya mUlyaM kim ? ApaNikaH kimapi anuktvA tUShNIm eva AsIt | punaH saH pR^iShTavAn bhoH | asya chitrasya mUlyaM kim? ApaNikaH tadAnIm api tUShNIm AsIt | pappU tadA kopena pR^iShTavAn bhoH | kiM bhavAn mUkaH vA? kimartham uttaraM na dadAti iti | tadA saH ApaNikaH vinamrasvareNa uktavAn mahodaya idaM na chitram, api tu ayaM darpaNaH vartate | \-pradIpaH! \section{10 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} AgamanirgamarodhakAle gR^ihakAryAt AtmAnaM rakShituM kashchana saralopAyaH | AbahubhyaH dinebhyaH mama kasyachana bandhoH darshanameva nAsti iti vichintya tena saha melituM tasya gR^ihaM gatavAn | tasya gR^ihaM gatvA dR^iShTavAn yat tasya ekasmin pAde paTTikA baddhA asti iti | kim abhavat iti pR^iShTe sati saH uktavAn mitra! chintanaM mA bhUt! mama kimapi nAbhavat | bhavAn tu jAnAti yad yAvat paryantaM AgamanirgamarodhaH prachalet tAvat paryantaM kutrApi tu gantavyaM na bhavet | ataH kAryAlayAt Agamanasamaye iyaM vyavasthA kR^itA mayA | yadi aham evaM vyavasthAM na akariShyaM tarhi mama patnI maddvArA gR^ihakAryaM sarvamapi akArayiShyat | idAnIM mayA kimapi kAryaM karaNIyaM na bhavati | apicha sA mama shushrUShAmapi samaye samaye karoti | ahaM tu kevalaM vishrAmaM karomi samaye samaye cha svAdiShTaM bhojanaM karomi | \-pradIpaH! \section{11 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} yuvakaH\- tvaM kimarthaM me dUravANI notthitavatI??? yuvatI\-are idAnImeva svapitvA utthitavatI bhoH mAtrA kA.cphIpeyaM dattaM tadeva pibantyasmi | vadatu\.\.\.\. yuvakaH\- kintu bhavatyAH mAtA avadat yat bhavatI tu gomayaM kSheptuM gatavatI iti | darshanA \section{12 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || vande mAtaram || javAharalAla neharuH uktavAn \- AlasaH eva manuShyANAM mahAn ripuH iti | ma. gAndhiH uktavAn \-. sadA shatropari api premaM karotu | adhunA kathayatu, kasya shR^iNuyAm ? gAndhiH mahodayasya vA neharuH mahodayasya ? \section{13 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} aparichitadUravANIkramA~NkataH kApi mahilA avadat . bhavataH vivAhaH jAtaH vA? puruShaH\-na kintu bhavatI kA? mahilA\- bhavataH patnI | prathamaM bhavAn gR^ihamAgachChatu idAnIm darshanA \section{14 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} A grammarian and his wife vaiyAkaraNavaro me varo.anishaM bhAShate vachaH ki~nchit | khaphaChaThatheti na jAne hayavaravad bhAShaNaM tasya || A lady saysH \ldq{}.ny husband is a great grammarian and he always keeps on saying \ldq{}kha pha cha Tha tha.\rdq{} ## I don’t understand his speech which is like that of a great horse.##\rdq{} \- prA\. mAdhava deshapANDe \section{15 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shvashuraH \- mama AtmajAyAH dhyAnaM dAtavyam | asyAH netrayoH kadAchidapi ashru na samAgachChet | sa.ntoShaH \- astu palANDunAM kartanamahaM kariShyAmi parantu pAtrANAM mArjana\- manayaiva kartavyaM bhaviShyati | \- raushanaH \section{16 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} 7\-8janAH dyUtaH khelantaH Asan | tadaiva ArakShakAH AgachChanti | tad dR^iShTvaiva ekaH dyUtakrIDakaH shIghraM gatvA ArakShakAnAM yAne upavishati | tadA ArakShakAH taM vadati tvaM kathaM pUrvameva gatvAtropAvishaH | are mahodayaH etatpUrvaM bhavAn yadA mAm yAne nItavAn tadA me upaveShTuM sthAnameva na labdhaM ataH pUrvameva Agatya upAvisham | darshanA \section{17 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} dUradarshane bAlakaH mAtApitR^ibhyAM saha rAmAyaNaM pashyan AsIt | tadAnIM tADakArakShasI AgatA | tAM dR^iShTvA bAlakaH tasya pitarau pR^iShTavAn sA kA iti | tasya mAtA avadat putra! eShA tava pitR^iShvasA iti | tasya pitA avadat putra! eShA tava mAtR^iShvasA iti | tadA gR^ihe kim abhavat? rAmAyaNaM samAptaM mahAbhArataM cha Arabhate sma | \section{18 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} relasthAnake yAtrApatranirikShakaH gaNapataM vadati yAtrApatraM kutrAsti tava darshayatu bhoH | gaNapataH\-are ahaM relayAnena nAgatamaM bhoH | nirikShakaH\-kiM pramANaM re ?? gaNapataH\-pramANaM tu etadeva vartate yat mama samIpaM yAtrApatraM nAsti | darshanA \section{19 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekasya puruShasya mR^ityoH paraM saH svargaM gatavAn | tatra gatvA saH svargasya dvAraM noditavAn | tadA ekaH yamasya anucharaH taM pR^iShTavAn kiM tvaM vivAhitaH AsIH ? puruShaH\- Am, ahaM vivAhitaH Asam | anucharaH\- tarhi svargasya antaH praveShTuM shaknoti | ki~nchit kAlAnantaram anyaH ekaH puruShaH api svargaM gatavAn | tamapi saH anucharaH pR^iShTavAn kiM tvaM vivAhitaH AsIH? saH uktavAn Am! ahaM tu dvivAraM vivAhaM kR^itavAn Asam | tadA saH anucharaH uktavAn\- tvam itaH anukShaNam eva gachCha! svarge loke mUrkhANAM sthAnaM nAsti | \-pradIpaH! \section{20 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM ekaH bAlakaH sa.nsadbhavanasya sammukhe ##(in front of the Parliament House)## svasya dvichakraM ##(bicycle)## sthApayati | ekaH virakShakaH ##(police-man)## dhAvan tatra AgachChati | bAlakaM dR^iShTvA mR^idusvareNa vadati \- virakShakaH \- re bAlaka ! eShaH sthApana\-niShedha\-vibhAgaH ##(No Parking area)## asti | atra kim api vAhanaM na sthApanIyam | bAlakaH \- kiM kAraNaM pitR^ivya ! ##(What is the reason uncle ?)## virakShakaH \- (bodhanasvareNa) are bAlaka ! itaH pradhAnamantrI, anye mantriNaH, virodhi\-pakSha\-netA, sa.nsadsadasyAH ityAdayaH visheShajanAH bahuvAraM gamanAgamanaM (gamana\-Agamana.n) kurvanti | bAlakaH \- chet chintA eva mAstu pitR^ivya ! mayA dvichakrasya samyak tAlanaM kR^itam asti | ##(I have locked the bicycle perfectly.) ## \section{21 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekadA patipatnyoH vivAdaH sa~njAtaH! vivAdasamaye patnyAH sharIram Aruhya ekaH UrNanAbhaH tasyAH shiraH prAptavAn! tadA sA chitkAraM kR^itvA taM a~NgulIbhiH bhUmau kShiptavatI vivAdaM tyaktvA cha dhAvitvA svapatiM hastAbhyAM gR^ihItavatI! uktavatI cha tasmAt UrNanAbhAt mAM rakShatu bhoH iti! tadA saH patiH mR^iduH hasitvA taM UrNanAbhaM gR^ihItvA uktavAn\- he UrNanAbha! tvaM tu ekaH sAmAnyaH kITaH parantu tathApi mama patnI tvat vibheti kintu ahaM tasyAH patiH tathApi sA mat na vibheti! tvayi ko guNaH asti iti kR^ipayA mAM kathaya bhoH \section{22 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekaH puruShaH kAryArtham ekAM sa.nsthAM gatavAn | tatra prabandhakena saha tasya sAkShAtkAraH abhavat | prabandhakaH taM puruShaM pR^iShTavAn pashya! asmAkaM sa.nsthAyAM dvArapAlasya sthAnaM riktam asti | dvArapAlaH evaM bhavet yaH shaktishAlI, yasmin sAhasaM dhairyaM cha asti | duShTAn janAn tADayituM yasmin sAmarthyam asti saH eva asmin pade yogyaH | tvayi santi vA ete guNAH? saH puruShaH uktavAn mahodaya! ete guNAH tu mayi na santi parantu mama patnyAm ete sarve guNAH vidyamAnAH santi | ahaM tAm AhvayAni vA? prabandhakaH\- astu tarhi Ahvaya tAm! \-pradIpaH! \section{23 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} adhivaktA\-hatyAyAH rAtrau bhavatyAH patyuH antimashabdAH ke ??? patnI\-mama upanetraM kutrAsti sa~NgIte?? adhivaktA\-asmin vAkyA.nshe hatyAM kartuM evaM kimasti ?? patnI\-mama nAma ra~njanA asti | nyAyAlaye shAntiH shAntiH darshanA \section{24 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekaH sajjanaH ekasya gR^ihaM gatvA tasya gR^ihasya ghaNTAM noditavAn | tadA gR^ihAt bahiH ekaH bAlakaH Agatya taM pR^iShTavAn kiM pitR^ibhya | kimapi kAryam asti vA? sajjanaH\- putra | tava pitA kutra asti, taM Ahvaya ki~nchit kAryam asti | bAlakaH\- saH tu gR^ihe nAsti | saH tu vipaNiM gatavAn | sajjanaH\- tarhi tava agrajam Ahvaya, tena saha eva vArtAM karomi | bAlakaH\- agrajaH tu krIDituM bahiH gatavAn | sajjanaH\- tarhi tava mAtA tu astyeva gR^ihe, tAm Ahvaya, tayA saha vArtAM kR^itvA gachChAmi | bAlakaH\- sA api gR^ihe nAsti, mahilAnAm ekasmin sammelane sA idAnIm asti | sajjanaH tadA ki~nchit kupitaH bhUtvA uktavAn \- gR^ihasya sarve yadi bahiH gatavantaH tarhi tvaM kimarthaM gR^ihe asi ? tvam api kutrApi gachCha | bAlakaH\- Am, pitR^ibhya! ahamapi idAnIM mama mitrasya gR^ihe eva asmi | \-pradIpaH! \section{25 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} madanasya gR^ihe ekaH chapalaH mArjAraH AsIt | saH mArjArAt trastaH bhavati sma | ekadA saH chintitavAn yat etaM mArjAraM kutrApi tyaktvA AgachChAmi iti | paredyuH saH taM mArjAraM gR^ihItvA nItvA dUraM tyaktvA AgatavAn | madanaH gR^iham Agatya dR^iShTavAn saH mArjAraH api gR^iham AgatavAn | punaH saH taM mArjAraM gR^ihItvA ito.api dUraM nItvA tyaktvA AgatavAn parantu tadAnImapi saH mArjAraH gR^iham AgatavAn AsIt | idAnIM saH madanaH kupitaH san punaH taM nItvA araNyaM gatavAn | araNyasya antaH bahu dUraM gatvA taM mArjAraM tyaktvA Agamanasamaye saH madanaH dUravANyA tasya patnIM pR^ichChati ayi priye! kiM mArjAraH gR^ihaM punaH gatavAn iti | tasya patnI tadA uktavatI Am | saH tu gR^ihe eva asti iti | madanaH tadA kopena uktavAn shIghraM taM duShTaM preShayatu atra, ahameva mArgaM vismR^itavAn | \-pradIpaH! \section{26 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH\- prANavAyuH ityukte A~NglAyAm aksijena iti, jAnanti vA bhavantaH ? etaM vinA jIvAH na jIvanti | etasya AviShkAraH 1722 khrIShTAbde jAtaH | ekaH ChAtraH sahasA utthAya \- mahAshaya ! tataH pUrvaM jIvAH shvAsa\-prashvAsayoH vyavahArameva na kurvanti sma kim ? \- nAradaH | \section{27 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} pitA\-adyaprashnapatraM kathaM likhitam re?? putraH\-prathamaH prashnaH vimuktaH tR^itIyaH lekhituM na shaktaH chaturthaH prashnaH vismR^itaH pa~nchamaH prashnaH na dR^iShTaH pitA\-astu kintu dvitIyaH prashnaH .???? putraH \- kevalaM tadeva doShapUrNamabhavat | darshanA \section{28 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH\-tvayA kutrApi ki~nchan abhinandanIyaM kAryaM kR^itaM vA? ChAtraH\-Am kR^itam | shikShakaH\-kidR^ishaM kAryam? ChAtraH\-ekadA ekaH vR^iddhaH bahu ma.ndaM ma.ndaM gR^ihaM gachChannAsIt | tadA mayA vR^iddhasya pR^iShThataH shunakaH tyaktaH anantaraM saH shIghrameva gR^ihaM prAptam | \section{29 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} grAhakaH \- etat chAyaM kimarthaM shItalam ? vitarakaH \- kAraNam atra dArjili~Nasya vishiShTaM chAyachUrNaM mishritamasti \section{30 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} grAhakaH \- etat chAyaM kimarthaM shItalam ? vitarakaH \- kAraNam atra dArjili~Nasya vishiShTaM chAyachUrNaM mishritamasti \section{31 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH \- yaH shrotuM na shaknoti taM vayaM kiM vadAmaH diflucan cena?? ekaH ChAtraH\-kimapi vadantu saH na shroShyati | \section{32 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH \- mAdhava ! tvayA likhitaH dhenusambaddhaH lekhaH varShatrayAt pUrvaM tava bhaginyA likhitasya samAnaH eva dR^ishyate, kimarthaM tat choritavAn ? mAdhavaH\- na mahAshaya ! asmAkaM dhenuH ekA eva, yA cha idAnImapi asmadgR^ihe pUrvavadeva asti, ityataH AvayoH lekhaH api samAnaH eva jAtaH | \section{33 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} govindaH \- bhoH mahAshaya ! atra kim anveShaNaM kurvan asti evam ? vR^iddhaH \- mama a~NgulIyakam | govindaH \- tat atraiva patItam AsIt kim ? vR^iddhaH\- naiva | tasya vR^ikShasya adhaH patItam AsIt, tatra andhakAraH | parantu atra prakAshaH adhikaH, ataH atraiva anveShayan asmi | \section{34 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekaH prasiddho lekhakaH AsIt | ekadA ekaH patrakAraH taM lekhakaM pR^iShTavAn he mahodaya! bhavAn AdinaM kiM kiM kAryaM karoti? apicha kAlayApanaM kathaM karoti? lekhakaH\- ahaM prAtaHkAle ShaDvAdane uttiShThAmi | tatpashchAt snAnaM kR^itvA aTanAya bahiH gachChAmi | tataH Agatya prAtarAshaM svIkR^itya ki~nchit kAlaparyantaM bAlakaiH saha krIDAmi | tadanantaraM punaH ahaM shayanaM karomi | shayanAt utthAya bhojanaM svIkR^itya punaH shayanaM karomi | patrakAraH\- tarhi bhavAn kadA kathAH likhati? lekhakaH\- kathAH tu ahaM pUrvasmin dine eva likhAmi | \-pradIpaH! \section{35 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kakShAyAM shikShakaH sarvebhyaH ChAtrebhyaH AdeshaM dattavAn AsIt yat sarve ChAtrAH krikeTakrIDAviShaye ekaikaM nibandhaM likhantu iti | tadA sarve ChAtrAH nibandhaM lekhitum ArabdhavantaH Asan parantu ekaH eva ChAtraH maunam upavishan AsIt | kimapi na likhati sma | yadA nimeShadvayam avashiShTam AsIt tadA saH lekhitum ArabdhavAn | tadA saH shIghraM shIghraM likhitavAn AsIt | saH shIghraM shIghraM likhati iti dR^iShTvA shikShakaH tasya samIpaM gatvA dR^iShTavAn vR^iShTeH kAraNAt krikeTakrIDA sthagitA abhavat iti likhitavAn | \-pradIpaH! \section{35 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} patrakAraH bhartAraM pR^ichChati \- bhavataH bhAryA bhavataH upari varchasvaM darshayati iti bhavAn anubhavaM karoti vA? bhAryA vadati \- na saH evaM na anubhavati bhartA \section{36 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH\-laghvImadhumakShikA asmabhyaM kiM dadAti? bAlakaH\-madhu | shikShakaH\-kR^ishA ajA kiM dadAti? bAlakaH\-dugdham | shikShakaH\-tathaiva pinA mahiShI kiM dadAti? bAlakaH\- gR^ihakAryam |(homework) darshanA \section{37 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} rugNaH\-nirdeshakargajaM (prescription) darshayitvA vaidyaM pR^ichChati etAni auShadhAni kathaM svIkaraNIyAni?? vaidyaH\-\-sakrodhaM vadati rupyakAni datvA darshanA \section{38 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekasya dhanikasya gR^iham ekaH choraH chorayituM gatavAn | tasya gR^ihasya antaH yatra shevadhiH sthApitaH AsIt tasya upari likhitam AsIt 456 etAn a~NkAn nodayati chet shevadheH dvAram udghATitaM bhaviShyati iti | yadA saH choraH etAn a~NkAn noditavAn tadA uchchaiH sa~NketadhvaniH abhavat | dhvaniM shrutvA jhaTiti tasya dhanikasya gR^iham ArakShakAH AgatavantaH | ArakShakAH Agatya taM choraM gR^ihItavantaH | gamanasamaye saH choraH dhanikam uktavAn\- adyArabhya mAnavatAyAM mama vishvAsaH samAptaH | \-pradIpaH! \section{39 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH ChAtrAn pR^ichChati\- bhoH ChAtrAH! vadantu asyAM pR^ithivyAM kati deshAH santi? ekaH ChAtraH jhaTiti utthAya uttaritavAn ekaH eva deshaH asti | saH asmAkaM bhAratadeshaH | shikShakaH\- tarhi amerikA, nyUjIlai.nDa, phrAnsa, AphrikA, AsTreliyA ityAdayaH ke? ChAtraH\- te tu videshAH na tu deshAH | ChAtrasya uttaraM shrutvA shikShakaH mUrchChitaH abhavat | \-pradIpaH! \section{40 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH \- suresha! \ldq{}ahaM dhUmavartikAM pibAmi\rdq{} \- iti vAkyasya bhaviShyatkAle kiM rUpaM bhavati? sureshaH \- guro! bhavataH \ldq{}kainsara\-vyAdhiH bhaviShyati | \section{41 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} patiH \- priyatame, dinadvayAta nUtanavarShasya prArambhaH bhaviShyati | vadatu kim upahAraM ichChasi bhavatI ? patnI \- idR^isha upahAraM dadAtu yat AvarShaM chalati | patiH \- tadA tu \ldq{}kAlanirNaya.n\rdq{} svIkarotu priye | \section{42 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} Another versionH patiH \- ahaM tubhyaM nUtanavarShanimitte vilobhanaM (gift) dAtum ichChAmi l vadatu kim ichChasi ? patnI \- shobhanam ! kintu yAsadR^ishyaH dadAtu, yat, tat ekavarShaparya.ntaM samyak bhavet | patiH chet eShaH \ldq{}kAlanirNaya\rdq{} (pa~nchA~Ngam, tithipatrI) gR^ihNAtu | \section{43 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} aruNaH cha anilaH parasparaM vArtAlApaM kurutaH | aruNaH\- bho anila! tvaM kimarthaM kamapi kAryaM na karoShi? sarvadA evameva vR^ithA aTasi | anilaH\- ahaM shItakAle kAryaM na karomi | aruNaH\- tarhi tvaM grIShmakAle kiM kAryaM karoShi? anilaH\- grIShmakAle ahaM shItakAlasya pratIkShAM karomi | \section{44 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekA mahilA ekasmin vastrApaNe shATikAM krItvA tataH nirgamanasamaye anyAM sundarachitrakalAyuktAM shATikAM dR^iShTavatI | iyaM tu avashyaM rochate, paraM varNaH eva \- ApaNikaH \- bhagini ! chintA mAstu ; sakR^it prakShAlanAnantarameva varNaH apagamiShyati iti | \- nAradaH | \section{45 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} anilaH\- bhoH sunila! tvaM taraNaM jAnAsi vA? sunilaH\- naiva | mayA kadApi na abhyasitA taraNakalA | anilaH\- taraNaM na jAnAsi tvam! asmAkaM gR^ihasya shunakaH api taraNaM jAnAti | sunilaH\- tvaM jAnAsi vA taraNam? (anilam uddishya) anilaH\- Am | ahaM tu jAnAmi eva | sunilaH\- tarhi tava cha shunakayormadhye pArthakyam eva na dR^ishyate | \-pradIpaH! \section{46 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} mitram \- kiM bho ! idAnIM kAvyaM kimarthaM na karoShi ? kiM abhavat ? kaviH \- yasyAH kR^ite kAvyaM kurvan Asam, tasyAH vivAhaH abhavat | mitram \- re bho ! tasyAH smaraNaM kR^itvA adyApi kAvyaM likhatu, samyak bhavet | kaviH \- bhavAn na jAnAti vA ? tayA sAkam eva mama vivAhaH abhavam | \section{47 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} vastu vikretA \- gR^ihasvAmI gR^ihe asti vA ? tadgR^ihasya bAlaH\- ahaM duHkhitaH, pitA gR^ihe nAsti | vastuvikretA \- parantu tvaM kimarthaM duHkhitaH ? bAlaH \- kAraNam, asatyaM vachanaM mahyaM na rochate | iti | \- nAradaH | \section{48 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekaH ApaNikaH gR^ihaM gatvA svapatnIm uktavAn ayi shR^iNotu! ahaM bubhukShitaH asmi ataH shIghraM mahyaM bhojanaM dadAtu! gR^ihiNI uktavatI\- mama mahatI shirovedanA bAdhate! ahaM ki~nchit vishrAmaM kurvatI asmi! kR^ipayA bhavAn svayameva pAtrAt annaM niShkAsya khAdatu, vya~njanam apicha bharjakAni api santi! ApaNikaH ityukte tasyAH patiH uktavAn\- aho evaM vA! ahaM tu chintitavAn yat shIghraM bhojanaM samApya bhavatyAH saha vipaNIm gatvA vastrANi kreShyAmi iti! parantu bhavatyAH tu shirovedanA asti ataH adya tu na bhaviShyati! tadA jhaTiti sA utthAya uktavatI\- aho astu astu idAnImeva bhavatkR^ite ahaM bhojanaM AnayAmi ahaM tu kevalaM vinodAya eva uktavatI Asam! mama shirovedanA nAsti! \section{49 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} chitranirdeshakaH \- idAnIM bhavatA prAsAdasya dashamATTataH adhaH patanIyam | abhinetA \- (sasha~Nkam) yadi mama sharIre AghAtaH athavA maraNaM bhavechchet ? nirdeshakaH \- tatra na kApi chintA, kAraNam etat chalachitrasya antimaM dR^ishyamasti | \- nAradaH | \section{50 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} rogI \- vaidyamahAshaya ! mama udare relayAnasya iva shabdaM karoti, ataH taddarshayituM bhavatpArshve Agatossmi | vaidyaH \- \ldq{}evaM vA tarhi atra shayanaM karotu, pashyAmi\rdq{} iti uktvA rogiNaH udare svakarNaM sthApayitvA uktavAn\- \ldq{}idAnIM tu kimapi na shrUyate, sambhavataH relayAnaM vilambena AgamiShyati \ldq{}iti | \- nAradaH | \section{51 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} grAhakaH \- bhavAn nishchittavAn kim, etat dugdhaM vishuddham iti ? dugdha vikretA \- Am, mahodaya ! na kevalaM dugdhA.nshaH eva, apitu atra mishritaM jalam api pUrNataH vishuddhamasti, chintA na kAryA, mahAshaya ! \- nAradaH | \section{52 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekA hR^idayadrAvikA kathA putraH tasya vR^iddhajarjarA mAtA cha rAjyaM vihAya kAshIM prati prasthitau | putrasya rAjyAsaktiH samUlaM naShTAsIt | prajAjaneShu kasmi.nshchit rAjyabhAram AropyatAm iti mantriNaH nivedya sarvaM vaibhavaM tyaktvA rAjaputraH gachChannAsIt | yadA tau chalantau AstAM tadA mAtA putraM upadishantI AsIt yat manuShyasya AshA kadApi pUrNA na bhavati ataH AshAtyAgenaiva shAshvatashAnteH prAptirbhavati | etAvanti dinAni bhavatA mayA cha prajAnAM sevA niralasatayA, niHspR^ihatayA kR^itA | idAnImeShaH sarvatyAgasya samayaH iti | shanaiH shanaiH mArgaM kramantau tau agachChatAm | madhyemArgaM vR^iddhAM mAtaraM pipAsA abAdhata | tR^iShArtA sA putraM jalam ayAchata | tadA mAtaraM vR^ikShasya adhaH upaveshya jalAnveShaNAya putraH prasthitaH | yadA saH jalaM gR^ihItvA pratyAgachChat tadA saH bahu bhItaH abhavat | mAtA kutrApi nAdR^ishyata | saH mattaH iva sarvatra mAtuH anveShaNam ArabdhavAn | tadAnImeva tena AkAshavANI shrutA\- rAjakanyAM sihAsane AropayitumutsukAH janAH tadarthaM bhR^ishaM prayatamAnAH Asan | tathApi teShAM prayatnAH viphalAH abhUvan | tena rAjyasi.nhAsanaM riktamevAtiShThat | bhavataH mAtA yadA etat shrutavatI tadA dhAvantI eva pratigatavatI iti | rAjaputraH api mAtuH snehena pratyAgataH | tena rAjadhAnIM samprApya yadA dR^iShTaM tadA saH avagatavAn yat tasya mAtA dhAvantI Agatya riktasi.nhAsanam ArUDhavatI AsIt iti | \section{53 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} prativeshinaH gR^ihe hyaH rAtrau chauryam abhavat | choraH api ArakShakaiH gR^ihItaH | ArakShakaH (choram uddishya) tvayA kimarthaM chaurakAryaM kR^itam? choraH\- shrIman! te gR^ihe na Asan iti matvA ahaM chaurakAryaM kR^itavAn | ArakShakaH\-te gR^ihe na Asan iti tvayA kathaM j~nAtam? choraH\- shrIman! te pratidinaM teShAM gR^ihasya purataH ArdrANi vastrANi shuShkayituM prasArayanti sma | parantu gata\-tribhyo dinebhyaH te vastrANi shuShkayituM na prasArayanti | gR^ihasvAminam uddishya ArakShakaH pR^iShTavAn\- kim etat satyam? gR^ihasvAmI \- Am, shrIman! eShu dineShu shaityam adhikaM vartate | tatkAraNataH vayaM tribhyo dinebhyaH snAnam eva na kR^itavantaH smaH | ataH vastrANi kathaM shuShkayituM prasArayAmaH? j~nAtavyam asti yad asmin shItakAle yadi kasyApi gR^ihasya dvAraM pihitaM dR^ishyate tarhi jAnIyuH yat te gR^ihe eva santi | shaityam adhikam iti kAraNAt te bahiH na AgachChanti snAnam api na kurvanti iti || pradIpaH! \section{54 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} vaidyaH \- bhavataH karNayoH chikitsA mayA atIva samyaktayA kR^itA asti | idAnIM bhavAn samyak rUpeNa shrotuM shaknoti, atra na kApi samasyA | rogI\- vaidyamahodaya ! bhavAn mAm uddishya idAnIM kimapi uktavAn kim ? \- nAradaH | \section{55 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} vaidyaH \- bhavataH karNayoH chikitsA mayA atIva samyaktayA kR^itA asti | idAnIM bhavAn samyak rUpeNa shrotuM shaknoti, atra na kApi samasyA | rogI\- vaidyamahodaya ! bhavAn mAm uddishya idAnIM kimapi uktavAn kim ? \- nAradaH | \section{56 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH \- pR^ithivyAH akSharekhA ekA kAlpanikI rekhA | tatra vastrANi prasArayituM na shakyante iti jAnanti vA bhavantaH ? ekaH ChAtraH\- parantu mahodaya! tatra kAlpanikAni vastrANi tu prasArayituM shakyAni eva nanu ? \- nAradaH | \section{57 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || vande mAtaram || ki~nchit hasatu | asmAkaM gR^ihe sadaiva atithayaH / AptAH AgachChantaH Asan | tadA mama puNyapattanasya ##(Pune)## mAtR^iShvasA avadat \ldq{}tvaM AyurvimA mahAmanDalasya pratihastakaH ##(LIC Agent)## bhava\rdq{} | tadArabhyaH triNi varShANi bhUtAni, ekopi atithiH AptaH nAgatavAn | ekadA sa.nyuktarAShTrasa.nghe kashmIraviShaye charchA prachalitA AsIt! prathamam ekaH bhAratIyaH pravaktA tadviShaye kathitum utthAya tebhyaH anumatiM yAchitavAn! te api tasmai anumatiM dattavAn! anumatiM prApya saH pravaktA bhAShaNam ArabdhavAn! ekadA maharShiH kAshyapaH (yasya nAmni kashmIrarAjyam abhavat) aTitvA aTitvA ekasya sarovarasya samIpaM gatavAn! tatra svachChaM jalaM dR^iShTvA maharSheH snAnaM kartum ichChA abhavat! tadA saH tasya vastrANi sarovarasya tIre sthApayitvA snAnArthaM gatavAn! snAnaM kR^itvA AgamanAt paraM tasya vastrANi na prAptavAn! vastutaH tasya vastrANi ekaH pAkistAnasya janaH tAni vastrANi choritavAn AsIt! bhAratasya pravaktuH kathAM shrutvA pAkistAnasya pravaktA sa.nyuktarAShTrasa.nghasya sadasyAnAM purataH chitkAraM kR^itvA uktavAn\- mahodayAH! eShaH mithyA kathayati ! tadA tu asmAkaM pAkistAnadeshaH eva na AsIt! tathA bhAratasya pravaktA mR^idu hasitvA uktavAn\- shR^iNvantu mahodayAH! tasmin samaye pAkistAnadeshaH eva na AsIt parantu asmAkaM kashmIrarAjyaM tadArabhya eva AsIt! adhunA kashmIrarAjyaM pAkistAnasya asti iti te kathaM vadanti?? sa.nyuktarAShTrasa.nghasya sarve sadasyAH tadA uchchaiH hasitavantaH! te j~nAtavantaH yat kashmIrarAjyaM bhAratasya eva na tu anyasya kasyApi iti! \-pradIpaH \section{58 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} sA pratidinaM svasya bhArasya samavekShaNaM kurvantI sma | tat 68 kilo parya.ntam AsIt | adya tayA upanetraM dhAriyatvA bhAraM dR^iShTam | sA avadat \- he rAma ! 20 kilobhArasya upanetram ? \section{59 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} patnI \- (patim) nAtha ! patikR^ite \ldq{}karavA chautha\rdq{} vratam apekShayA kenapi samyak vratam asti chet sUchayatu | patiH \- asti asti ! patnI \- kim ? patiH \- maunavratam | \section{60 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH ChAtrAn pAThayati | vayaM netre nimIlayAmaH chet kimapi draShTuM na shaknumaH | ekaH ChAtraH tadA utthAya uktavAn shrIman | ahantu netre nimIlayAmi chedapi draShTuM shaknomi | shikShakaH\- kim? tvaM kiM draShTuM shaknosi ChAtraH\- shrIman, kevalaM andhakAraH eva dR^ishyate | \-pradIpaH! \section{61 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekakuTu.nbaM nadItIraM gantumichChati |kuTu.nbe mAtA pitA putraHcha santi |ki.nbhavati pashyAmaH| mAtA \- putra |shIghraM siddhAH bhavAmaH|pitA olA yAnaM yojayati | putraH \- a.nba,tatra kandukena krIDAmi vA? mAtA \- astu,kandukaM svIkarotu | gR^ihAt mandiraM gachChAmaH|tasmAt nadItIraM gachChema | putraH \- kadA pitA kAryAlayAt AgachChati? mArge ApaNAt phalAhArAni,AlukaM barjanAni cha AneShyAmi ityuktavAn khalu? pitA \- putra olAyAnam Agatam |mAtaraM Ahvayatu | bhavate khAdyAni AnItavAn | putraH \- dhanyavAdaH|amba,pitA AgataH| pitA tIre krIDatu | putraH \- ekaM dve trINi mama kandukaM jalepatitam | mama kandukam |mama kandukam Avashyakam | mAtA \- putra |chintAmAstu |prAtaHyadA jalaM nalikAyAHAgachChati tathA kandukam AgachChati |rodanena alam | putraH \- nishchayena kandukamAgachChati khalu? pitA \- Am nishchayena | (dhamAl) mAtA \- mama patiHnadyAM patitavAn |rakShayantu |rakShayantu | putraH \- amba,chintAmAstu |pitA svayamAgachChati | mAtA \- katham putra \- a.nba shvaHnalikAtaH mama kandukaM yadAgachChati tadA eva pitA Agachchati | vijI sa.nskR^itabhAratI chennai | \section{62 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || vande mAtaram || mAnavAnAM vayaH yathA yathA vardhate, tathA tathA te shrIma.nta / dhanavAn bhavanti | keshesu rajataH, dante suvarNam, nayane mauktikam, rudhire sharkarA, pAShANakhaNDaH (kidney stone) mUtrapinDe, polAdasya shalAkA (steel rod) asthiShu cha AgachChati | \section{63 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} yuvakAH yadA keshakartanAlayataH gR^iham AgachChanti | anantaram snAnaM kurvanti | kintu yuvatayaH \-\.\.\.\. saundaryaprasAdhanagR^ihAtaH (yuvatInAM keshakartanAlayam) gR^iham AgachChanti tadA mukham api na prakShAlayanti | \section{64 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} rugNaH \- vaidyamahodayaH bhavAn nirdeshakargajaM (prescription) pR^iShThataH yadauShadhaM likhitavAn tattu kutrApi na labhate bhoH | vaidyaH tattu auShadhaM nAsti re lekhanI samyak chalati vA na iti tatra likhitvA dR^iShTvAnaham | darshanA \section{65 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || vande mAtaram || ki~nchit hasAmaH | nitinaH \- namonamaH vaidyarAja ! bhavataH chikitsayA aham upakR^itaH | dhanyavAdaH | vaidyaH \- evama ? kintu ahaM kadApi bhavataH chikitsAM kadApi na kR^itavAn nanu ? nitina \- satyam ! kintu mama shvashurasya chikitsA bhavatA eva kR^itA | saH hyaH paraloka.nM gatavAn | \section{66 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || vande mAtaram || ki~nchit hasAmaH | patiH (patnIm uddishya) mAtA patnI cha madhye kiM bhedaH asti ? patnI \- mAtA vaktuM pAThayati cha patnI tUShNIM katham upavishet iti pAThayati | \section{67 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} hyaH rAtrau vasa.ntasya gR^ihe \ldq{}sA.ntAklA.cja AgatavAn AsIt cha avadat kimapi ekaM varadAnaM ahaM tvaM dAtum ichChAmi | vadatu ! vasa.ntaH avadat mama patnI mayA sAkaM bahuH kalahaM karoti | ahaM trastaH abhavan tarhi mAM aparA bhAryA dadAtu tadA sA.ntAklA,cjena taM bhR^ishaM tADitaH | anantaraM vasa.ntena taM pR^iShTaH kimarthaM mAM tADitavAna bhavAn ? tadA saH j~nAtavAn yat tasya bhAryA eva sA.ntAklA.cja bhUtvA AgatavatI AsIt | \section{68 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} pappU ekadA vilambena vidyAlayaM gatavAn | shikShakaH taM pR^iShTavAn re pappU! vilambena kimartham adya vidyAlayam Agato.asi pappU uktavAn shrIman | adya mama mAtApitroH vivAdaH sa~njAtaH AsIt | shikShakaH\- Am, parantu vivAdena cha tava vidyAlayasya Agamanena saha kaH sambandhaH? pappU\- shrIman | mama ekA pAdukA mama pituH haste AsIt cha dvitIyA pAdukA mama mAtuH haste AsIt tatkAraNataH vilambaH jAtaH | \-pradIpaH || \section{69 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || vande mAtaram || ki~nchit hasAmaH | hemA \- ayi ma.ndA ! bhavatyAH putraH tIkShNamatiH | adya prAtaH militaH saH mAm uktavAn bhavatI vishvasu.ndarI eva dR^ishyate iti | ma.ndA \- evam ? tarhi mayA achirAt saH netrachikitsakasamIpaM netavyaH | \section{70 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} vaidyaH\-(shalyachikitsAyAH utpIThikAyAH samIpaM svasya kR^ite vAkyamekaM vadati) bhoH deshapANDevarya mA bibhetu | rugNaH\-dhanyavAdaH vaidyamahodayebhyaH kintu mama nAma deshapANDe nAsti bhoH vaidyaH\-Am jAnAmyaham | mama nAma deshapANDe asti darshanA \section{71 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} grAhakaH \- kim atra varNamayaM dUradarshanam upalabhyate? vikretA \- Am\- grAhakaH \- astu\- ahaM nIlam ekam ichChAmi\- \section{72 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} adhyApakaH \- go\-gopAlayormadhye kaH bhedaH? ChAtraH \- shrIman! gauH shuddhaM dugdhaM dadAti, gopAlaH jalamishritaM dugdhaM dadAti\- ##Teacher - What's the difference between cow and the milkman? Student - Sir, the cow gives pure milk and the milkman gives the water-mixed milk.## \section{73 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ArakShakaH\- (bandIpAlam uddishya) shrIman! ekA mahatI samasyA abhavat bandIpAlaH\- kim abhavat? ArakShakaH\- kArAgAre ye aparAdhinaH Asan te sarve militvA hyaH rAmAyaNasya nATakaM kR^itavantaH Asan! bandIpAlaH\- astu samIchInam! parantu tatra kA samasyA? ArakShakaH\- shrIman! lakShmaNasya prANAn rakShaNAya auShadham AnetuM yaH himAlayaM gatavAn AsIt saH adhunApi na pratyAgatavAn | bandIpAlaH\- kim? kutra gataH sa aparAdhI? shIghraM gatvA tam Anayatu! \section{74 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekasya kR^ipaNasya mahAn rogaH abhavat | bahUni dinAni yAvat saH shayyAyAH utthitum eva na shaknoti sma | saH mR^ityoH pratIkShAM kurvan AsIt | saH tasya patnIM AhUya ayi priye! bhavati kutra asti? tasya patnI tasya samIpam Agatya he nAtha! ahaM tu asmi bhavataH pArshve | mama apatyAni kutra santi iti punaH pR^iShTavAn saH kR^ipaNaH | te api Agatya uktavantaH tAta! vayamapi smaH bhavataH pArshve eva | bhavantaH sarve api atra eva santi tarhi tasmin pArshvasthe prakoShThe vyajanaM kimarthaM chalati? kaH asti tasmin prakoShThe? \section{75 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH ekaM ChAtram uddishya AdiShTavAn bhoH ChAtra! tvam ekaM vAkyaM vada! yad vAkyaM shrutvA sarve hasanti parantu yaM vadati saH na hasati | ChAtraH\- shrIman! bhavataH Urukasya shR^i~NkhalA udghATitA asti | \section{76 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || vande mAtaram || ki~nchit hasAmaH | patnI \- (krodhena) saH bhikShukaH bahuH garviShThaH dR^ishyate | kim abhavat | bhavatI kathaM jAnAti ? patnI \- hyaH ahaM taM roTikA shAkaM cha dattavatI | adya tena ekaM pustakaM mahyaM dattam | patiH \- pustakam ? kiM pustakam ? patnI \- \ldq{}ruchipUrNapAkaH kathaM karaNIyaH\rdq{} iti | \section{77 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} putraH \- tAta ! tAta ! adyatana\-dhAvana\-spardhAyAm ahaM dvitIyaM kramA~NkaM prAptavAn | janakaH \- shobhanam ! shobhanam ! kintu tava mitraM rameshaH kaM kramA~NkaM prAptavAn ? putraH \- saH tu antimataH dvitIyaH sthitaH | (He stood second from the last \- last but one) janakaH \- spardhAyAM sammilya kati ChAtrAH Asan ? putraH \- ChAtradvayam | ahaM cha rameshaH cha | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{78 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM ki~nchit hAsaH | shikShakaH \- \ldq{} saH madhuraM khAdati |\rdq{} ityasya bhaviShyat\-kAlaH katham ? ChAtraH \- tasya rudhire sharkarAmAnaM vardhiShyate | \section{79 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} rogI \- bhoH mitra! diShTyA ahaM jIvAmi | tatra pashya, tatra gachChan asti kila, saH vaidyaH eva mAM rakShitavAn, mama jIvasya rakShakaH saH | mitram \- tat kathaM bhoH? saH adbhutaM kimapi kR^itavAn vA? rogI \- adbhutaM nAsti chet anyat kiM bhoH? diShTyA saH mahyaM karaNIyAM shastrachikitsAm anyasmai kR^itavAn | shastrachikitsAkaraNAnu kShaNameva saH mR^itaH | nochet ahameva \.\.\.\.!! \section{89 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} vaidyarAja namastubhyaM yamarAjasahodara | yamaH tu harati prANam vaidyarAjaH dhanAni cha || ##O Doctor, I salute you! You are the brother of Yama Raja. While Yama only takes the life, the doctor takes the money too.## \section{81 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM rameshaH kadAchit nAra~NgaphalaM kriNAti | phalasya tvagniShkarShaNaM kurvati sati rameshe akasmAt kashchit laghukITakaH phalAt bahiH AgachChati | dR^ishyamAnaH saH kITakaH kShaNArdhe eva vishAlakAyaH satpishAchaH (genie) bhavati | taddvaye sa.nvAdaH ArabdhaH | satpishAchaH \- (uchchaiH hasitvA) hI .a hI .a hI | mA astu bhayaM ramesha ! ahaM duShTaH na asmi | ahaM satpishAchaH (genie) | bhavataH mitram | bhavataH sAhAyyaM kariShyAmi | ahaM mahAn sAmarthyavAn asmi | kim api dAtuM shaknomi bhavate | vadatu kim ichChati bhavAn ? dhanaM sampattiM suvarNaM vA ? vadatu vinAsa~Nkocham | rameshaH \- he mitra ! na ichChAmi dhanaM sampattiM suvarNaM vA | kintu ahaM koviDa\-rogAt mahat bhayam anubhavAmi | satpishAchaH \- tarhi vadatu kiM karaNIyaM mayA tadartham ? rameshaH \- are ! mama pratirakShA\-dravyasya (vaccine) dvitIyA mAtrA (second dose) avashiShTA asti re ! vinAshulkaM prAptum ichChAmi | kintu kutra api na labhyate sadyaH | ArogyasetuH kovin vA iti upayojanena (application) kAlakhaNDasya (time slot) chayanaM naiva bhavituM shaknoti | yadA upayojane kAlakhaNDAnAm udghATanaM bhavati tadA kShaNArdhe eva \ldq{}pa~njI paripUrNA (register is full) | kaH api kAlakhaNDaH upalabdhaH nAsti\rdq{} iti sandeshaH dR^ishyate | mitra ! ekam anugrahaM karotu re mayi | mama kR^ite pratirakShA\-dravya\-grahaNArthaM kasyachana kAlakhaNDasya chayanaM karotu bhavAn kR^ipayA | satpishAchaH \- are ramesha ! etat kAryaM tu matkR^ite api asAdhyam | yaiH nirmitam etat upayojana\-dvayaM te mama apekShayA tu adhikAH chaturAH | tasya rachanAyAM taiH kiM vyAmishraM (mess, mix up) kR^itaM tat aham api j~nAtuM na shaknomi | re mitra ! ahaM tu mama prathama\-mAtrAyAH kR^ite api adyayAvat pa~njIkaraNaM kartuM na shaknomi | ataH koviDa\-rogAt bhayagrastaH ahaM kITakarUpaM svIkR^itya nAra~Ngaphale ekAkI nivAsaM karomi | \-\-\- sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{82 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || vande mAtaram || ki~nchit hasAmaH | mitradvayaM jalpanaM kurvantau AstAm | prathamam \- mama bhAryA bahuH kopiShThA asti | kShudratama kAraNena sA krodhitA bhavati | dvitiyam \- mama bhAryA api kopiShThA AsIt | kintu adhunA sA shAntA abhavan | prathamam \- kiM kR^itavAn bho ? dvitiyam \- kiM nahi re bho ! ahaM tAm ekavAraM akathayam yat vR^iddhAvasthe striyaH bahuH krodhitA bhavanti iti \section{83 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM kasyachana gAyakasya gAnakAryakramaH samAptaH | tadA prakoShThe kevalaM janadvayam upaviShTam AsIt | anye sarve shrotR^ijanAH pUrvam eva gatavantaH | khinnaH bhUtvA saH gAyakaH ekaM shrotR^ijanaM prati gatavAn | uktavAn cha, \ldq{}mahodaya ! bhavataH mahat sa~NgItAkalanam asti | bhavAn iva shrotA durlabhaH eva |\rdq{} tadA saH uktavAn, \ldq{}tathA na mahodaya ! ahaM sa~NgIta\-viShaye kim api na jAnAmi | ahaM tu vaktA | bhavataH gAna\-kAryakramasya anantaraM mama vyAkhyAna\-kAryakramaH asti | ataH aham atra upaviShTaH asmi |\rdq{} adhikaH eva khinnaH saH gAyakaH aparaM janaM prati gatavAn | taM cha uktavAn, \ldq{}bhavataH sa~NgItAnurAgaH prasha.nsanIyaH | bhavAn iva shrotA labdhaH iti mama bhAgyam !\rdq{} tadA saH uktavAn, \ldq{}tathA kim api na mahodaya ! ahaM tu atrasthaH dhvanivyavasthA\-tantraj~naH asmi | dhvanikShepaNaviShaye kA api samasyA na dR^ishyate ataH atra kevalam upaviShTaH asmi |\rdq{} \section{84 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} sa.nskR^itaM vyAvahArikI bhAShA bhavet ekaH shikShakaH nija\-kAra\-yAnena gachChannAsIt | tadaiva tena mahiShena chAlyamAne shakaTe AruDhaH svakIyaH kashchit purAtanaH shiShyaH dR^iShTaH { tabhI usa shikShaka ne jhoTe (bhai.nse) dvArA khI.nchI jA rahI bagghI para baiThe huye apane eka purAne shiShya ko dekhA\rdq{}} asa.nvedanashIlena anena shikShakena vya.ngAtmaka\-svareNa kathitam \- are ! mahiShashakaTaM chAlayasi ? (are jhoTA baggI chalA rahA hai ?) evam apamAnitena shiShyena api apamAna\-janakam uttaram evaM dattam \- \rdq{}shrIman ! anyat kim ? kiM tvayA adhyApitAH tava shiShyAH vimAnaM chAlayiShyanti?\rdq{} (aura kyA, tere paDhAye huye chele jahAja chalAye.nge ?) shikShakaH na kevalaM tUShNIM sthitaH apitu adhunA\-paryantaM nishchetA asti | ##KSG## \section{85 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM rAhulaH mehulaH cha mitradvayam | kasmi.nshchit dine mehulaH prabhAte eva rAhulasya gR^ihaM gachChati | saH avalokayati yad rAhulasya pratyekaM gR^ihajanaH snAnagR^ihaM gachChati | dvArasya pidhAnaM karoti | gAnaM kartum Arabhate | snAnaM samApya bahiH AgachChati | tat dR^iShTvA mehulaH rAhulaM pR^ichChati \- mehulaH \- re mitra ! bhavataH gR^ihe sarve janAH atIva gAnAnurAgiNaH dR^ishyante | bADham ! rAhulaH \- tathA kim api na re ! asmAkaM snAnagR^ihasya argalA kAryarahitA jAtA asti | ##(the bolt is not working.)## .a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a \section{86 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shukajyautiShikaH pa~ncharasthaM shukaM gR^ihItvA tiShThati | yaH AgAmI viShayaM j~nAtumichChati sa mUlyam arpayati prashnaM cha manasi sa~Nkalpayati | jyautiShikaH bahUni patrANi shukasya purataH pAtayati | tebhyaH shukaH ki~nchana patraM yadR^ichChayA cha~nchvA udgR^ihNAti yasmin likhitaM vartate kiM vA bhaviShyati tasya sa~Nkalpa iti | ekadA kashchidanapatyaH \ldq{}kiM mama putralAbho bhaviShyati\rdq{} iti sa.nkalpya shukajyautiShikaM prashnamakarot | shukagR^ihitaM patraM vivR^itya jyautiShika evamapaThat \ldq{}tava sa~NkalpitaM kAryaM tava mitradvArA setsyati |\rdq{} \section{87 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM chirantana\-hAsaH | ekasmin varge kashchana shikShakaH \ldq{}sma bhUtakAlaH\rdq{} iti bindoH pAThanaM kurvan asti | shikShakaH \- yA kriyA pUrvakAle sAtatyena ghaTitA, sA kriyA bhUtakAlasya etena prakAreNa darshitA bhavet | adhunA sA kriyA bahushaH tathA na ghaTati iti tasya bhAvArthaH asti | A~NglabhAShAyAm etasya anuvAdaH \ldq{}used to\rdq{} ityena bhavituM shaknoti | udAharaNArthaM, yuvAvasthAyAm ahaM nR^ityaM karomi sma | (adhunA na karomi |) ##In the young age I used to dance. (Presently I don't.)## pUrvaM sA gAyati sma | (adhunA na gAyati |) satyayuge sAkShAt Ishvara\-darshanaM bhavati sma | (adhunA na bhavati |) idAnIM bhavantaH api kAnichit udAharaNAni vadantu | rAhula ! bhavAn vadatu | rAhulaH \- bAlyakAle ahaM satyaM vadAmi sma | (bhavatAM sarveShAM jIvanam AnandamayaM bhavet |) \- sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{88 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} sa.nskR^itaM vyAvahArikI bhAShA bhavet (uddeshyam\-\-vyAvahArika\-shabdAvalI\-vardhanam) TikiTa\-nirIkShakaH \- tAta (tAU) ! TikaTaM darshaya | vayovR^iddhaH yAtrI \- mama pArshve TikaTaM nAsti | nirIkShakaH \- TikaTaM kutra gatam ? yAtrI \- mayA na krItam | nirIkShakaH \- kimarthaM na krItam ? bhavAn arthadaNDAt bibheti na ? (kyA Apako jurmAne se Dara nahIM lagatA?) yAtrI \- na bibhemi | yato hi yadi TikaTa\-nirIkShakaH ko.api bhadrajanaH bhaviShyati tarhi mAM kShamiShyate (agara TikaTa\-chekara koI sajjana hogA to mujhe ChoD degA) yadi cha TikaTa\-nirIkShakaH ko.api duShTaH, mUrkhaH, dhUrtaH, gardabha\-putraH, parAnnapuShTaH (dUsaroM kI kamAI khAnevAlA / harAmakhora) kukkuraH bhaviShyati tarhi tasmai tu daNDaH deyaH eva bhaviShyati | adhunA tvameva vichAraya tvaM kIdR^ishaH asi | TikaTa nirIkShakaH \- aho ! tAta ! ahaM tAdR^ishaH nAsmi | tvaM nishchintIbhUya sAnandaH bhava | (are tAU, maiM aisA nahIM hUM | bephikra hokara aisha kara) atra uShNatA vartate, vAtAyanasamIpe upavisha (yahAM garmI hai, khiDkI ke pAsa baiTha jA) etat kathayitvA TikaTa\-nirIkShakaH agre gatavAn |\- ##KSG## \section{89 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kashchana adhivaktA tasya ekaM kUpaM vyakrINIta | kashchana shikShakaH taM kUpam akrINAt | tadanantaram ekadA saH adhivaktA shikShakasya gR^iham Agatya taM tarjayitvA avadat bhoH! ahaM kUpaM vyakrINi, tasya antaH yajjalam asti tanna vyakrINi | yadi bhavAn kUpAt jalam Anetum ichChati tarhi bhavatA tasya mUlyaM pR^ithaktvena dAtavyaM bhavet! shikShakaH tadA dhairyeNa avadat bhoH! mama kUpe bhavataH yajjalam asti tat sarvaM bhavAn shIghraM niShkAsya nayatu anyathA shvaH Arabhya tasya bhATakaM bhavatA dAtavyaM bhavet | shikShakasya vachanaM shrutvA adhivaktA hasitvA avadat bhoH mahodaya! ahaM tu kevalaM vinodAya etad uktavAn | \-pradIpaH! \section{90 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekaH vR^iddhaH \- AchArya! kR^ipayA mAM sa.nskR^itaM pAThayatu paNDitaH \- kimartham? vR^iddhAvasthAyAM sa.nskR^itabhAShA kimartham? vR^iddhaH \- devavANI asti | maraNAnantaraM svarge devaiH saha sambhAShaNaM kartuM shakShyAmi | paNDitaH \- yadi bhavAn narakaM gamiShyati, tarhi kiM bhaviShyati? vR^iddhaH \- chintA mAstu, A~NgalabhAShA tu ahaM jAnAmi \section{91 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH \- bhoH ChAtrAH! R^itavaH kati bhavanti? teShAM nAmAni cha kAni vadata | birAjaH (kashchana ChAtraH) shrIman! ShaD R^itavaH bhavanti | teShAM nAmAni grIShmaH, mAtA, pitA, pitR^ivyaH, shishiraH, vasantaH cha | shikShakaH\- kim? sarvam ashuddhaM vadan asi tvam? birAjaH\- kShamyatAM shrIman! mama mAtuH nAma varShA, pituH nAma sharat, apicha mama pitR^ivyasya nAma hemantaH | ataH teShAM nAmAni ahaM na uktavAn | \section{92 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} relayAnena yAtrA kashchana puruShaH relayAnena yAtrAM kartum iShTavAn | saH guvAhATInagarasya relasthAnakaM gatavAn | tatra gatvA saH relayAnasya ekAM kakShAM praviShTavAn, parantu sA kakShA janaiH pUrNA AsIt | tasya kR^ite rikta AsandaH nAsIt | tadAnIM saH ekam upAyaM vichintya sarpaH sarpaH iti kR^itvA chitkAram akarot | sarpaH kakShAM praviShTavAn iti matvA kakShAyAM sthitAH sarve avatIrya anyAM kakShAM gatavantaH | kShaNAbhyantare kakShA riktA abhavat | tadA saH upari sthitam Asandam Aruhya sukhena shayanaM kR^itavAn | prAtaHkAle chAyavikretA kakShAM pravishya chAyaM chAyam iti yadA raTati sma tadA tasya nidrAbha~NgaH abhavat | sa cha tam apR^ichChat bhoH! etasya sthAnasya kiM nAma iti! saH chAyavikretA avadat guvAhATInagaram iti | saH puruShaH tadA pratyavadat bhoH! hyaH rAtrau ahaM guvAhATInagaram Agatya relayAnam AruDhavAn | kim idAnIM paryantaM guvAhATInagaram eva asti? chAyavikretA avadat mahodaya! hyaH rAtrau etAM kakShAM sarpaH praviShTaH iti kAraNataH etAM kakShAm anItvA hi relayAnaM gatam | saH puruShaH tadA achintayat yad aham adhikaM chAturyam adarshayam iti kAraNataH mama iyaM dashA abhavat | tadA saH vilApam akarot | \-pradIpaH! \section{93 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM hasantu sa.nskR^itena | kashchana manuShyaH sarvakArIya\-rugNAlayaM gachChati | pR^ichChati cha, \ldq{}vinAshulkaM koronA\-pratirakShA\-dravyaM kutra prApyate ?\rdq{} uttaram AgachChati, \ldq{}vAmabhujAyAm |\rdq{} \- sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{94 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM sa.nskR^itena hasantu | rAhulaH mehulaH cha mitradvayam | kadAchit mArge milati | mehulaH \- re rAhula ! bhavAn bhAratIya\-prashAsana\-sevA\-parIkShArthaM pratyAshI ##(candidate for I. A. S. Exam.)## asti khalu ! rAhulaH \- Am | mehulaH \- tarhi itihAsa\-viShayasya hyastanaM prashnapatraM katham AsIt ? rAhulaH \- atIva kaThinam ! kim api lekhituM na shaktavAn aham | mehulaH \- kiM kAraNaM re ? rAhulaH \- kiM vaktavyam ! sarve prashnAH mama janmataH pUrvakAlaviShaye eva Asan | mama gatajanmasya smaraNaM nAsti | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{95 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM hasantu sa.nskR^itena | rAhulaH mehulaH cha mitradvayam | kadAchit mArge milati | mehulaH \- re rAhula ! bhavAn bhAratIya\-prashAsana\-sevA\-parIkShArthaM pratyAshI ##(candidate for I. A. S. Exam.)## asti khalu ! rAhulaH \- Am | mehulaH \- tarhi rAjanItishAstra\-viShayasya (political science) hyastanaM prashnapatraM katham AsIt ? rAhulaH \- na kA api AshA ! dvitIya\-prashnasya uttaram asamyak likhitavAn aham | mehulaH \- anyat sarvaM yogyam eva khalu ? tarhi kimarthaM nirAshaH bhavAn ? rAhulaH \- kiM vaktavyam ! prathama\-prashnasya uttaraM lekhituM samayaH eva na avashiShTaH | tR^itIya\-prashnasya arthaH eva na j~nAtaH mayA | pa~nchamasya uttaraM lekhituM vismR^itavAn | mehulaH \- chaturthasya prashnasya kim abhavat ? rAhulaH \- chaturthaH prashnaH tu na dR^iShTaH eva mayA ! sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{96 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kashchana puruShaH kenachid bAlakena saha keshakartanAya nApitasya ApaNam gatavAn | tatra gatvA Adau tasya keshAn akartayat | anantaraM saH nApitam avadat bhoH! eShaH mama putraH! tasyApi keshAn samyak kartayatu | tAvatA ahaM tAmbUlaM khAditvA AgamiShyAmi iti | nApitaH bAlakasyApi samyak keshAn akartayat, kintu tAvat paryantaM saH puruShaH tAmbUlaM khAditvA na AgachChat | nApitaH tadA bAlakam apR^ichChat kiM bhoH! tava pitA idAnImapi kimarthaM na AgachChati? bAlakaH tadA avadat mahodaya! saH mama pitA nAsti | ahaM mArge krIDan Asam | saH mAM dR^iShTvA avadat bhoH bAlaka! dhanena vinA tava keshAn kartayiShyasi ched mayA saha AgachCha iti | ataH ahaM tena saha AgatavAn | \-pradIpaH! \section{97 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} adya kimapi lekhanasya mano.abhavat chintitamAsIt hR^idaye sthAnaM dAsyAmi tubhyam | punaH vichAraH AgataH yat adyatve hR^idayAghAtaH bahu bhavati || Aja kuCha likhane kA mana kiyA\.\.\.\. so.nchA thA ki dila meM basAye.nge tumako | phira khayAla AyA ki Ajakala Heart attack bahuta hotA hai || raushanaH \section{98 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kurvannAsaM tava pratIkShAM priye !, tvaM tvAgatavatI | AnItaM yat puShpaM tava kR^ite, tat ajA bhuktavatI || kara rahA thA i.ntajAra tumhArA priye ! tuma to A gaI | lAyA thA jo phUla tumhAre lie vo bakarI khA gaI || raushana \section{99 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} saptajanma paryantaM tvayA sahaiva bhaviShyAmi evamuktavatI | paramadya sUchyauShadhaM svIkarttuM ekAkinI eva gatavatI | sAta janmo taka tumhAre sAtha hI rahU.NgI aisA bolI thI vo | lekina Aja vaiksIna lene akele hI chalI gaI | \section{100 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} bhUta \- pretaH nishChalabhAryA cha manasaH bhrAntiHstaH | evaM kimapi na bhavati | bhUta \- preta aura mAsUma patnI mana kA vahama hai | aisA kuCha bhI nahIM hotA | raushanaH \section{101 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} alam vyAkaraNena! ki~nchiddhasyantAm | pati 1H \- puruShasya mastiShkaH sharIrasya ekaH adbhuto.avayavaH khalu | pati 2 \- Am satyam | trishatakAdhikapa~nchaShaShTadinAni \- chaturvi.nshatiH horAH \- avitrataM kAryaM kurvannasti | pati 3 \- janmadinataH udvAhadinaparyantaM kevalam | (kevalaM hAsyArtham | he bhaginyaH mA kupyantAm)! \section{102 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekam udyAnam asti tatra kashchana niyamaH | yat yadi bhavAn udyAnasya kimapi phalaM troTayati chet tasya phalasya gilanam (swallow)eva kartavyaM na tu charvaNam iti | udyAne prathamaH AgantA \- narendramodIvaryaH saH badarIphalaM troTayati | tadA dvArapAlaH Agatya vadati mahodaya niyamaH pAlanIyaH iti | tadA modIvaryaH badarIphalaM gilati | dvitIyaH AgantA nitIshakumAraH saH sevaphalaM troTayati tadA dvArapAlaH vadati niyamaH pAlanIyaH bhoH | etat shrutvA nitIshavaryaH roditi anantaraM hasati etena dvArapAlaH vismitaH bhavati saH AshcharyeNa pR^ichChati kimarthaM roditi hasati cha | nitIshavaryaH \- ahaM ruditavAn yataH adhunA mayA sevaphalasya gilanaM karaNIyaM parantu hasAmi yatohi tatra lAluprasAdavaryaH panasaphalaM (Jackfruit)troTitavAn asti | \section{103 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM chirantana\-hAsaH | sureshaH \- bhavatyAH vayaH kiyat ? surekhA \- saptadashavarShANi (17) | rameshaH \- idAnIm eva mayA smR^itam | varShatrayAt pUrvam api bhavatI tathaiva uktavatI | katham etat ? surekhA \- satyam | bahukAle vyatIte api svavachane naiva parivartanaM kurvanti sajjanAH | bhavatAM samayaH AnandadAyakaH bhavet | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{104 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM chirantana\-hAsaH | rAhulaH \- dhanaM cha j~nAnaM cha etaddvayAt bhavAn kasya ekasya chayanaM (choice) kariShyati ? mehulaH \- arthAt dhanasya eva | dhanena eva sarvaM sAdhyaM bhavati | bhavAn kasya chayanaM kariShyati ? rAhulaH \- (tuchChatayA) dhik dhik tvAm ! kiyAn dhanalobhI asti bhavAn ! ahaM tu j~nAnasya chayanaM kariShyAmi | mehulaH \- spaShTam eva ! svasamIpe yad nAsti tasya eva chayanaM manuShyaH karoti | ##(one chooses that which is not with oneself.)## bhavatAM samayaH prasannatayA gachChet | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{105 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} dvayoH dhanikayoH madhye vArtA prachalantI asti | prathamaH dhanikaH \- mama sevakaH bahuH mUrkhaH asti | dvitIyaH dhanikaH \- na na, mama sevakaH tu bhavataH sevakAt adhikaH mUrkhaH | pra.dhanikaH \- pashyatu ahaM bhavantaM darshayAmi | (sevakam Ahvayati) sevakaH \- AM mahodaya, AgachChAmi | pra. dhanikaH \- svIkarotu 10 rUpyakANi vipaNiM gatvA dUradarshanaM krINAtu(sevakaH gachChati)| (dvi . dhanikaM prati) pashyatu eta.n, eShaH 10 rUpyakaiH dUradarshanaM kretuM gachChati | dvi . dhanikaH \- svasya sevakam Ahvayati | (svasya sevakaM prati) bhavAn kAryAlayaM gachChatu tatra pashyatu ahaM tatra asmi athavA na (sevakaH gachChati) | (pra. dhanikaM prati) pashyatu aham atra asmi saH mAM kAryAlaye draShTuM gachChati | (prathamaH sevakaH dvitIyasevakaM bahiH pashyati vadati cha) pra. sevakaH \- pashyatu mama svAminaH mUrkhatvaM saH etat api na jAnAti yat adya ravivAsaraH vipaNiH pihitA(closed) asti | dvi. sevakaH \- mama svAmI tu ito.api mUrkhaH mAM kAryAlayaM preShitavAn ,kimarthaM na svayaM tatra dUravANIM kR^itvA pR^ichChati | \section{106 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kR^ipaNasya vyavahAraH kashchana yuvakaH kR^ipaNasya gR^ihAt taraNatAlasya (swimming pool) kR^ite dakShiNAM yAchitum AgatavAn | yuvakaH \- mahodaya atra asmAkaM sahanivAsasya (colony) taraNatAlasya nirmANaM bhavati bhavAn svapakShataH kiM dAsyati | kR^ipaNaH \- (antaH gatvA AgachChati vadati cha) svIkarotu mama pakShataH jalapUritaM droNIdvayam | \section{107 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM chirantana\-hAsaH | rAhulaH mehulaH cha mitradvayam | rAhulaH chikitsakaH (doctor) asti | kadAchit mehulaH jvaram anubhavati | ataH saH rAhulaM prati upachArArthaM gachChati | rAhulaH \- raktaparIkShaNasya vR^ittAntAnusAraM bhavAn De~NgyU iti rogeNa pIDitaH asti | bhavatA anyaM chikitsakaM prati gantavyaM bhavet | mehulaH \- tathA kimarthaM bhoH ? bhavAn api chikitsakaH eva asti khalu | eShaH visheShaj~nasya viShayaH nAsti | mama lakShaNAni (symptoms) api gabhIrANi na santi | bhavAn eva auShadhAni dadAtu | rAhulaH \- kintu ahaM De~NgyU iti rogasya nivAraNAya auShadhAni na jAnAmi | mehulaH \- tathA kathaM bhavituM shaknoti mahodaya ? rAhulaH \- yataH vaidyaka\-padavI\-parIkShArthaM mayA \ldq{}De~NgyU ' iti prakaraNaM vikalpa\-rUpeNa pArshve sthApitam AsIt | ##(For the medicine degree exam. I kept the chapter 'Dengue' aside as an option.)## bhavatAM dinakramaH prasannatayA bhavet | \-\-\- sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{108 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kArtikaH\- tasya vR^ikShamUle kimarthaM tiShThati re | ramaNaH \- mahatpadaM j~nAtvA vR^ikShamUle vaset iti shrutavAnasmi | atra tiShThati chet mahatpadaj~nAnaM bhavati iti chintayitvA\.\.\.\. kArtikaH \- hanta! tatra pipIlikAda.nshanameva bhavati tattu sa.nsAravR^ikSham! na tu jambU ramaNaH \- \section{109 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} iDDali doshA abhavat ekadA, mama sa.nskR^itashikShakaH gR^ihapATha.n.dattavAn | bhojanaviShaye 5 vAkyAni likhatu iti | aham evaM likhitavAn | 1.bhAratIyAnAM mukhyaM bhojanavisheSham iDDali vartate | 2.mahyamapi iDDali atyantaM rochate | 3.bahuShu gR^iheShu alpAhArArthaM iDDali pachyate | 4.iDDalinirmANam atisaralam | 5. yAtrAyAM netum saukaryapradaM bhojyam iDDali | kR^ipayA doShapariShkAraM karotu iti likhitvA shikShakAya preShitavAnaham | shikShakaH evaM pariShkR^itya pratipreShitavAn | 1.bhAratIyAnAM mukhyaM bhojanavisheSham doshA vartate | 2.mahyamapi doshA atyantaM rochate | 3.bahuShu gR^iheShu alpAhArArthaM doshA pachyate | 4.doshA nirmANam atisaralam | 5. yAtrAyAM netum saukaryapradaM bhojyamaM doshA | kimarthaM evaM parivartitamiti yadA shikShakaH mayA pR^iShTaH tena evamuktam | doSha pariShkAraM karotu iti bhavAn prArthitavAn | shaShayorabhedaH iti niyamaH vartate | ataH ahaM dosha pariShkAraM kR^itavAn | ananda kalyAna kR^iShNaH \section{110 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || chirantana\-hAsaH | mehulaH \- asmin varShe mayA vR^ikShAropaNa\-kAryakrame ekapa~nchAshat\-(51)\-vR^ikShAH AropitAH | rAhulaH \- bhavAn gatavarShe api tad kR^itavAn | gatavarShasya kaH anubhavaH ? mehulaH \- (sakhedam) mayA tadA AropiteShu ekavi.nshati\-vR^ikSheShu (21), pa~ncha\-vR^ikShAH shuShkatAM gatAH | rAhulaH \- (ADhyatayA) mayA AropiteShu vR^ikSheShu ekaH api shuShkatAM na gataH | mehulaH \- bhavatA kati vR^ikShAH AropitAH ? rAhulaH \- ekaH api na | (bhavatAM sarveShAM samayaH AnandamayaH bhavet |) sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{111 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || chirantana\-hAsaH | rAhulaH samAje kAshchana pratiShThita\-vyaktiH asti | kasyAshchita pAdakanduka\-spardhAyAH (football tournament) samApana\-samArohe saH pramukhAtithi\-rUpeNa AhUtaH asti | antima\-dvandvakrIDAm (the final match) pashyati saH | tasya shubhahastadvayena pAritoShika\-vitaraNam api bhavati | tadanantaraM saH bhAShaNaM karoti | \ldq{}asmAkaM deshe kiyat dAridryam asti tasya darshanam asyAM spardhAyAM sAkShAt abhavat | ekaM kandukaM prAptuM tasya pR^iShThataH bahavaH krIDakAH dhAvanti | kevalam ekasya kandukasya prAptyarthaM teShu tIvraH kalahaH bhavati | etat sarvaM dR^iShTvA aham atIva duHkham anubhavAmi |\rdq{} \ldq{}etasmai naiva spR^ihaNIyam asmAbhiH | sadyaH yaH sarvakAraH asti tasya eva apayashaH asti etat | bhraShTanItiH sarvakAraH eShaH |\rdq{} \ldq{}bhavatu nAma | yad kimapi abhavat tasya vichAraH mAstu | adhunA nirvAchanAni tu samIpam eva santi | tadA nishchayena sarvakAra\-parivartanaM kariShyAmaH | vayaM vinAkalahaM shAntatayA cha jIvanaM yApayitum ichChAmaH |\rdq{} \ldq{}ataH eShaH rAhulaH bhavadbhyaH sarvebhyaH nishchayena vAgdAnaM (commitment) karoti yad agrimAyAM spardhAyAM nUtana\-sarvakAraH pratyekaM krIDakAya ekaikaM kandukaM dAsyati | ataH pratyekaH krIDakaH svasya bhinnena eva kandukena krIDiShyati | kalahaM vinA shAntatayA cha spardhA sampannA bhaviShyati | eShaH na sAmAnya\-janasya shabdaH | pratiShThitasya rAhulasya shabdaH asti eShaH |\rdq{} bhavatAM samayaH prasannatayA gachChet | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{112 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM chirantana\-hAsaH | patnI \- sadA sarvadA bhavAn bhramaNabhAShe AntarjAle ##(on the internet)## vyagraH asti | tasmAt bahiH api vishvam asti | tat api pashyatu kadAchit | ##(See the outer-world sometimes)## patiH \- (bhramaNabhAShe eva magnaH bhUtvA dhyAnaM cha adattvA) kim ? kiM nAma draShTavyam ? kutra draShTavyam ? bhavatu | sambandhanIM preShayatu khalu ! ##(Do send the link)## bhavataH samayaH prasannatayA gachChet | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{113 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || chirantana\-hAsaH | rAhulaH mehulaH cha mitradvayam | kadAchit mArge milati | mehulaH \- namo namaH rAhula ! kathaM prachalati sarvam ? rAhulaH \- namaH namaH mehula ! praNodena prachalati | mehulaH \- namaH namaH iti etat kiM nUtanam ? rAhulaH \- are mama jananyA kaThoratayA kathitam asti yad namo iti etasya mahattvaM na eva vardhanIyam | ataH namo iti kadA api kutra api na nirgachChet mama mukhAt | tathA vadiShyAmi chet jananI daNDanaM kariShyati | bhavatAM sarveShAM samayaH sukhashAntyA gachChet | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{114 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || \ldq{}subhAShitarasAsvAdaH\rdq{} \ldq{}gharaTTaanyokti\rdq{} ( 257) shloka \- re re gharaTTa ! mA rodIH ! kaM kaM na bhrAmayantyamUH ! | kaTAkShepamAtreNa ; karAkR^iShTasya kA kathA ? || artha \- gharaTTa chakkI ( jAta) mata rooM yaha jo strI hai yaha kisa kisa ko nahI ghumAtI hai ? gUDhArtha \- pIsate samaya purAtana kAla kI hAthachakkI ghU ghUM aisA dhvanI karatI hai | isapara subhAShitakAra ne striyoM ke AkarShaNa kA prabhAva Aropita kiyA hai | subhAShitakAra chakkI ko kaha rahA hai ro mata apane hAtha se yaha strI kisa kisa ko nahI ghumAtI hai ? kisa kisIko to vaha kevala netrakaTAkSha se hI ghAyala kara detI hai | ( matalaba nachAtI hai) phira jisako hAtha se ghumAtI hai unakI kathA tumase alaga thoDI hI hogI ? ki~nchita vya.ngyapUrNa hAsyoktI yahA.N para anyokti dvArA subhAShitakAra ne sUchita kI hai | \section{115 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || chirantana\-hAsaH | rAhulaH mehulaH cha mitradvayam asti | kadAchit mArge milati | mehulaH \- are rAhula ! kathaM yApitaH hyastanaH ravivAsaraH ? rAhulaH \- (mlAnamukhena) sakhyA saha mama vivAdaH jAtaH | mehulaH \- hA hanta ! kIdR^ishaH vivAdaH ? rAhulaH \- sA nATakaM draShTum iShTavatI ahaM cha chitrapaTam | mehulaH \- tarhi kiM nATakaM dR^iShTaM bhavadvayena ? vivAde sarvadA bhavatAM vijayaH bhavet | \-\-\- sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{116 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kashchana vaNik maraNAsannaH shayyAyAM patitaH AsIt | tasya mahAn rogaH abhavat yasya upashamanaM na bhavati sma | ekadA saH ekaikaM kR^itvA gR^ihasadasyAn sarvAn Ahvayati sma | vaNik \- mama patnI kutra? patnI \- aham atraiva asmi | vaNik\- mama putrI kutra? putrI \- he pitaH! ahamapi atraiva asmi! vaNik\- mama putraH kutra? putraH\- ahamapi atraiva asmi pitaH! vaNik\- are! yUyaM sarve yadi atraiva stha tarhi ApaNe ko.asti? \-pradIpaH! \section{117 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} balivardaH \- kimarthaM dhAvasi ? mahiShaH \- rakShijanAH gajaM dhartuM ja~Ngalam AgatAH | balivardaH \- paraM tvaM tu na gajaH | mahiShaH \- jAnAmi, kintu bhAratIya\-nyAyyAlaye etat pramANIkartuM nyUnAtinyUnaM vi.nshativarShANi gamiShyanti | etat shrutvA balivardaH api dhAvituM prArabhata | \section{118 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} jIvane sadA prasannAH bhavantu mitrANi | yataH na jAne kadA bhavataH vivAhaH bhavet \.\.\.\. jIvana meM hameshA khusha raho dostoM kyo.nki patA nahIM kaba ApakI shAdI ho jAe \.\.\.\. \- raushanaH \section{119 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} putraH kiyAn api mUrkhaH vikR^itaH kathanna bhavet vivAhapatre tu suputraH lekhanIyameva bhavati \.\.\.\. \- \- raushanaH \section{120 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ApaNe kashchit manojaM pR^iShTavAn pAdatrANaM kutra lapasyate \.\.\.\. ? manojena uktam \- sarvatra lapasyate kevalaM bhavataH ante tAdR^ishI vishiShTatA bhavet \.\.\.\. bAjAra meM kisI ne manoja se pUChA \- jUte kahA.N mile.nge \.\.\.\. manoja \- hara jagaha mile.nge basa ApameM vaha guNa honA chAhie \.\.\.\. raushanaH \section{121 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || chirantana\-hAsaH | rAhulaH samAjasevakaH asti | sadyaH tasya sthitiH kuNThitA asti | ataH saH svajIvana\-viShaye aprasannaH asti | saH ka~nchana jyautiShikaM prati parAmarshArthaM gachChati | jyautiShikaH \- kA samasyA asti ? rAhulaH \- sarvatra adhogatim apayashaH cha anubhavAmi | etAni kaShTAni kadA samAptAni bhaviShyanti ? jyautiShikaH \- 2024\-tame varShe bhavataH kaShTAnubhavaH samAptaH bhaviShyati | rAhulaH \- (sAnandam) tadA mama yashaprAptiH bhaviShyati khalu ! jyautiShikaH \- (gabhIratayA) na | tathA na | tAvatparyantaM bhavAn kaShTasahana\-viShaye abhyastaH bhaviShyati | ##(Till then you will get used to bear the hardships.) ## bhavatAM divasaH prasannatayA gachChet | \-\-\- sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{122 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} \rdq{}shirastrANasya anivAryatA kAraNena ghaTitA ghaTanA\rdq{} ekadA kashchana gR^ihaM pratyAgatavAn tasya shirastrANasya kAchaH raktavarNIyaH AsIt yutakamapi raktavarNIyamAsIt tadA tAdR^ishaM taM dR^iShTvA gR^ihasadasyAH bhItAH jAtAH pR^iShTavantaH cha \- kimabhavat bhoH apaghAtaH jAtaH athavA patitaH kutrachit | saH \- na, tathA kimapi nAsti, tattu shirastrANaM dhAraNasya abhyAsaH nAsti khalu tasmAt tAmbUlaM ShThIvanasamaye vismR^itavAn yat shirastrANaM dhR^itavAn asmi | \ldq{}sarvadA shirastrANaM dharantu dhArayantu cha\rdq{} \section{123 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kashchana ardhabadhiraH rugNasya mitrasya svAsthyaM praShTuM gachChati | saH gachChan chintayati \.\.\.\. prathamaM tasya svAsthyaviShaye prakShyAmi tadA \ldq{}samyak asmi\rdq{} iti saH vadiShyati | anantaram kasya chikitsakasya upachAraM svIkaroti iti prakShyAmi, saH kasyachit nAma vadiShyati, 'saH uttamaH chikitsakaH asti' iti vadiShyAmi | tataH kiM bhojanaM svIkurvan asti iti prakShyAmi, yadA saH vadiShyati tadA 'uttamaH AhAraH' iti vadiShyAmi | evameva chintayan saH mitragR^ihaM prAptavAn | ardhabadhiraH \- bhoH bhavataH svAsthyaM katham asti | mitram \- mriyamANaH asmi | (saH evaM pradarshayati yat sarvaM shrutavAn asti) saH \- astu, Ishvarasya kR^ipA asti | (punaH pR^ichChati) kasya chikitsakasya upachAraM svIkaroti | mitram (khinnaH bhUtvA) \- yamarAjasya\.\.\.\. saH(tathaiva abhinayaM kR^itvA) \- bahUttamam\.\.\.\. saH tu bahu uttamaH chikitsakaH asti, bhavAn shIghraM svasthaH bhaviShyati | (punaH pR^ichChati) bhojane kiM svIkaroti? mitram(krodhena) \- pAShANakhaNDAH \.\.\.\. saH \- shobhanam\.\.\.\. tat tu supAchyaH AhAraH asti | \section{124 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ramaNaH \- chirakAlAt gaNe bhavataH dhvani na shrUyate | ki~nchit bhaNatu kArtikaH \- dAdhartidardhartidardharShibobhUtutetikte.alarShyApanIphaNatsa.nsaniShyadatkarikratkanikradadbharibhraddavidhvatodavidyutattaritrataHsarIsR^ipata.nvarIvR^ijanmarmR^ijyAganIgantIti cha ramaNaH dhanyavAdAH punarmilAvaH \section{125 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} sa.nskR^itaM vyAvahArikI bhAShA bhavet prAtaHkAle ekaH shreShThI (seTha) ekam janaM tADayan AsIt | etad dR^iShTvA bahavaH janAH ekatritAH, tADayantaM janaM cha pR^iShTavantaH \- (yaha dekhakara bahuta loga ikaTThe ho gaye aura pITane vAle vyakti se unho.nne pUChA \-) shreShThin ! bhavAn kimartham enaM varAkam evaM nirdayIbhUya tADayati ? (seTha jI ! isa bechAre ko nirdayatApUrvaka aise kyoM pITa rahe ho ?) shreShThI uktavAn \- anena duShTena dvivarShapUrvaM mattaH dashasahasrarUpyakANi R^iNarUpeNa gR^ihItAni Asan | (do varSha pahale isa duShTa ne mujhase dasa hajAra rupaye udhAra liye the) mayA ekavarShaparyantaM punarapi punaH eShaH R^iNarAshiM pratidAnArtham abhihitaH | (mai.nne eka varSha taka bAra bAra ise karja kA paisA lauTane ke lie kahatA rahA |) paraM prativAram eShaH kathayati sma \- mama patnI chikitsAlaye asti | (parantu hara bAra yaha kahatA rahA ki merI patnI haspatAla meM hai |) adhunA j~nAtam asya patnI tu chikitsAlaye narsa\- (nurse = upachArikA) \-rUpeNa kAryaratA asti iti | adhunA bhavantaH eva j~nApayantu etAdR^ishena janena saha kathaM vyAvahartavyam iti (aba Apa hI batAyeM aise AdamI ke sAtha kaisA bartAva kiyA jAya |) \- ##KSG## \section{126 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} shikShakaH \- ahaM vAkyadvayaM vadAmi tayoH madhye kaH bhedaH asti iti vadatu | ChAtraH \- astu | shikShakaH \- prathamaM vAkyaM \ldq{}saH pAtrANi prakShAlitavAn\rdq{}| dvitIyaM vAkyaM \ldq{}tena pAtrANi prakShAlitavyAni Asan\rdq{}| ChAtraH \- prathame vAkye kartA \ldq{}avivAhitaH\rdq{} asti | dvitIye vAkye kartA \ldq{}vivAhitaH\rdq{} asti | \section{127 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kashchit unmattaH AtmAnaM darpaNe dR^iShTvA chintayati | eShaH tu mayA kutrachit dR^iShTaH eva\.\.\.\. (saH tathaiva bahukAlaparyantaM chintitavAn anantaraM vadati) are eShaH tu saH eva asti yaH parahyaH mayA saha keshAn kartayitum upaviShTaH AsIt | \section{128 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kashchana choraH rAtrau ekasmin gR^ihe pravishati | yadA saH gR^ihadvAram udghATitavAn tadA a~NgaNe shayAnAyAH vR^iddhAyAH nidrA bhagnA jAtA | sA choram uddishya vadati \- bhavAn uttamaparivArasya asti iti bhAti kadAchit vivashatAkAraNena chaurakAryaM karoti, astu\.\.\.\. chintA nAsti tatra kapATikAyAM ekA peTikA asti tatra sarvaM dhanam asti tvaM tat netuM shaknoShi | (etat shrutvA choraH prasannaH bhavati parantu pUrvaM mama pArshve Agatya upavishatu, aham idAnImeva ekaM svapnaM dR^iShTavatI kR^ipayA tasya artham bodhayatu mahyam | (choraH tasya sAdhutAM dR^iShTvA tAM sakAsham upavishati vadati cha) Am mAtaH! uchyatAM bhavatyAH svapnaH | vR^iddhA \- vatsa! ahaM samprati eva dR^iShTavatI yat ahaM marusthale asmi tathA tatra mama pArshve ekaH shyenaH Agatya uchchaiH vadati, pa~Nkaja\.\.\.\. pa~Nkaja\.\.\.\. pa~Nkaja\.\.\.\. iti (sA vR^iddhA api tathaiva uchchaiH vadati |) anantaraM mama svapnaH bhagnaH jAtaH adhunA etasya svapnasya kaH arthaH \.\.\.\. yadA vR^iddhA etat vR^ittAntaM vadantI AsIt tadA eva pArshvasthAt prakoShThAt vR^idadhAyAH kishoraH putraH pa~NkajaH uchchaiH trivAraM svanAma shrutvA uttiShThati tathA bahiH Agatya choraM gR^ihNAti samyak tADayati cha | anantaraM vR^iddhA svaputraM vadati astu tiShThatu eShaH daNDaM prAptavAn asti, tadA choraH vadati na, na, mAM ito.api tADayatu yato.ahi mUrkhaH ahaM tADanasya eva adhikArI asmi | \section{129 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} sa.nskR^itaM vyAvahArikI bhAShA bhavet yathApUrvaM asmin vAre.api nirvAchanaM dvayoH charaNayoH bhaviShyati | (pahale kI taraha aba kI bAra bhI chunAva do charaNoM meM hogA) 1\-\- pUrvaM bhavatAM matadAtR^INAM charaNeShu (pahale Apa matadAtAoM ke charaNoM me.n) bhaviShyati |matayAchanatatparamanasaH (voTa mA.ngane ke ichChuka mana vAle (bhavatAM charaNeShu sashraddham AgamiShyanti | 2\-\- tadanantaraM chayanitAbhyarthinAM charaNeShu bhavadbhiH gantavyaM bhaviShyati (bAda meM chune jA chuke candidates ke charaNoM meM Apako jAnA hogA) | etad dvitIyaM charaNaM bhaviShyati | ##KSG## \section{130 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH } kautukaH jantushAlayAM vR^ittiM prAptavAn | ekadA saH si.nhapa~njarasya dvAre tAlaM na sthApitavAn | (tadA adhikArI pR^ichChati) tvaM kimarthaM na tAlaM sthApitavAn? kautukaH \- kA AvashyakatA, etAvantaM hi.nsakaM pashuM kaH chorayet | \section{131 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} koiralasa.nskR^ita \- aho, dUravANIvyasanam kathaM tyajeyam? pata.ngaha \- uchchatame parvate gatvA tataH vegena phonam adhaH kShipa | shIghraM hi tava madaH apagamiShyati na sa.nshayaH | \section{132 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kArtikaH \- kutaH AgachChasi re ? ramaNaH \- li~NloTau svAmIjI AshramataH kArtikaH \- kiM nAmadheyameShaH ? ramaNaH \- kimapi puchChatu saH sadA vadati \- bhavet bhavatu \.\.\.\. bhavet bhavatu iti ataH \.\.\.\. \section{133 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kArAgR^ihe sthitaH kashchana sainikaH svasya adhikAriNaM vadati ~ sainikaH \- mahodaya! hyaH kechana aparAdhinaH kArAgR^ihe rAmAyaNasya nATakaM kR^itavantaH | adhikArI \- chet tatra kA vA samasyA? sainikaH \- samasyA tu nAsti parantu\.\.\.\. adhikArI \- parantu kim\.\.\.\. shIghraM vadatu | sainikaH \- hyaH yaH aparAdhI hanumataH abhinayaM kR^itavAn saH idAnIm api \ldq{}sa~njIvanI\rdq{} oShadhiM svIkR^itya na pratyAgatavAn \section{134 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} rAjyasya mukhyamantrI janAn samasyAH pR^ichChati sma, tadA kashchana janaH evaM vadati~ mukhyama.ntrI \- tava kati apatyAni santi? janaH \- chatvAraH bAlakAH santi | mukhyama.ntrI \- te kiM kurvanti? janaH \- prathamaH ##B. Tech ## kR^itavAn, dvitIyaH ##MCA## kR^itavAn, tR^itIyaH ##MA## kR^itavAn tathA chaturthaH choraH asti | mukhyama.ntrI \- chet kimarthaM na taM choraM gR^ihAt niShkAsayati\.\.\.\.? janaH (khinno bhUtvA) \- saH eva dhanaM arjati anye tu nirudyoginaH santi | \section{135 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} (ekaH laghuH bAlaH svamAtaraM vadati |) bAlaH \- amba! bhavatI jAnAti hyaH rAtrau utthAya yadA ahaM mUtraNaM kartuM gatavAn tadA kimabhavat\.\.\.\. ambA \- na vatsa ! kimabhavat vada | bAlaH \- ahaM yadA shauchAlayasya dvAram udghATitavAn tadA svataH prakAshaH abhavat tathA cha shItalaH vAyuH pravahati sma | (etat shrutvA kruddhA mAtA vadati) ambA \- re duShTa! adya punaH tvaM prashItake mUtraNaM kR^itavAn | \section{136 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekasyAH kakShAyAH sAmUhikachitraM (Group photo)darshayitvA ekA shikShikA svaduShTashiShyaM rAkeshaM vadati | shikShikA \- re rAkesha! paThatu no chet bhaviShyakAle etat chitraM dR^iShTvA bhavAn vadiShyati yat \.\.\.\. eShaH asti rAjU yaH adhunA abhiyantA asti | eShaH asti mohitaH saH mahAn sa.nskR^itaj~naH asti | eShA asti latA yA adhunA shreShThA adhivaktrI asti | tathA eSho.asmi ahaM tatraiva (etat sarvaM shrutvA tatkShaNameva buddhimAn rAkeshaH vadati) rAkeshaH \- eShA asmAkaM shikShikA yA adhunA diva.ngatA \section{137 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || chirantana\-hAsaH | chorasya putraH \- janaka ! ahaM chAkaleham ichChAmi | Anayatu kila ! choraH \- pratIkShAM karotu re ! ApaNAni pihitAni bhavantu | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{138 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} (chikitsakaH koronArogiNaM pR^ichChati) chikitsakaH \- tava antimA ichChA kA asti ? rogI \- jIvane yaiH janaiH saha mama kleshaH asti tAn Ali~Ngya kShamAyAchanaM kartum ichChAmi | \section{139 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} (kashchana kR^ishakAyaH puruShaH svasthUlAM bhAryAM pR^ichChati) puruShaH \- etat tu vadatu yat, kaShTAni sahamAnaH maraNaM varam athavA ekasmin eva kShaNe maraNaM vara.n? bhAryA \- ekasmin kShaNe maraNam eva varam | puruShaH \- evaM chet , bhavatI svasyAH dvitIyaM pAdam api mama upari sthApayatu | \section{140 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || chirantana\-hAsaH | surekhA kAchana taruNI | tasyAH vA~NnishchayaH (##engagement##) abhavat | surekhAyAH sakhI asti suvarNA | suvarNA ki~nchit parihAsashIlA asti | suvarNA \- surekhe, bhavatI pratidinam ekaM sevaphalaM (##apple##) khAdati khalu ? surekhA \- Am | suvarNA \- yadi svahitam ichChati bhavatI tarhi itaHparaM mA khAdatu | surekhA \- (sAshcharyam) kasmAt kAraNAt ? suvarNA \- bhavatyAH bhAvI patiH chikitsakaH (##doctor##) asti kila ! sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{141 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kautukaH \- ahaM yat kimapi kAryaM karomi mama patnI sarvadA madhye AgachChati | mitram \-bhavAn kimarthaM na TrakayAnachAlanasya kAryaM karoti kadAchit bhavataH bhAgyaM parivartitaM bhavet | \section{142 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kArtikaH \- kati lakArAH santi ? ramaNaH \- dasha iti manye kArtikaH \- te ke ? ramaNaH \- l l l l l l l l l kArtikaH \- kiM bhaNati re ? ramaNaH \- bhavAn eva uktavAn yat anubandhalope sarveShAM lakArANaM \ldq{}l\rdq{} ityeva avashiShyate | iti kArtikaH \- sarveShAM shiShyANAM snAtakAnantaram tvamevAtra avashiShyase ramaNaH \- \section{143 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekA rudantI bhayabhItA cha mahilA sAya~NkAlasamaye tvarayA ArakShakasthAnakaM (police station) praveshaM kR^itavatI tatrasthaM cha samavekShakam (nirIkShakam, inspector, samAlokakam) uktavatI | mahilA \- mahodaya ! mama patirAjaH adya prabhAte AlukAn AnetuM gR^ihAt nirgataH | idAnIM sAya~NkAlaH | kintu idAnIM yAvat api saH na pratyAgataH | mama mAnase mahatI chintA vartate | kimapi karotu mahodaya ! samavekShakaH \- chintA mAstu, bhagini ! mayA idAnIm eva mama gR^ihopayogArtham AlukAH krItAH | bhavatI tAn nayatu, shAkaM cha pAchayatu | aham AlukAn vinA katham api chAlayiShyAmi | \section{144 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} chikitsakaH (rogiNaM prati)\- bahuH kR^ishakAyaH asi tvam \.\.\.\. phalAni khAda AvaraNena saha | (agrime divase) rogI \- bhoH chikitsakavarya! bahuH udaravedanA bhavati kR^ipayA kimapi karotu | chikitsakaH \- kim khAditavAn tvam? rogI \- nArikelam AvaraNena saha | \section{145 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM shrIharaye namaH || jayashrIkR^iShNa || \section{146 hAsyakaNikA} ekA strI ekaM vR^iShabhaM lapsikAM pUlikAM cha khAdayatisma | eka mahilA eka sA.c.ND ko haluvA\-pUDI khilA rahI thI | tatra sthitaH ekaH sajjanaH sa.nshayaM kR^itavAn sambhavataH iyaM strI vR^iShabhaM dhenuH chetati ! vahAM khaDe eka sajjana ko shaka huA ki shAyada yaha mahilA sA.NDa ko gAya samajha rahI hai ! tadA\.\.\.\. ~taba\.\.\.\. sajjanaH\- bhagini ayaM vR^iShabhaH asti | dhenuH nAsti yat bhavatI imaM pUlikAH khAdayati | ~~ bahana, yaha sA.NDa hai, gAya nahI.n, jo Apa ise pUDiyA.N khilA rahI haiM | ayaM vR^iShabhaH cha nityaM grAme trichaturjanAn shR^i~Ngena AghAtaM kR^itvA asthIni troTayati | aura yaha sA.nDa prati dina gA.Nva meM tIna chAra logoM ko sI.nga mAra kara haDDiyA.N toDa detA hai | mahilA\- bandho ! ahaM jAnAmi yat ayaM vR^iShabhaH asti | parantu bhavAn na jAnAti yat mahilA \- bhAIsAhaba ! mujhe patA hai ki\.\.\.\. yaha sA.NDa hai ! para Apako nahIM patA ki\.\.\.\. mama patiH asthichikitsakaH asti tasya cha chikitsAlayaH anena vR^iShabhena eva chalati | ~mere pati haDDiyoM ke DA.ckTara haiM aura unakA hA.cspiTala isI sA.NDa kI vajaha se hI chala rahA hai\.\.\.\.! OM ||jayatu sa.nskR^itam || jayatu bhAratam ||OM \section{147 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} ekA mahilA ApaNaM gachChati shATikAM kretum | ApaNikaH \- kIdR^ishIM shATikAm darshayAni? mahilA \- tAdR^ishIM darshayatu yAM dR^iShTvA prativeshinI IrShyayA eva mriyeta | \section{148 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kautukaH \- bhoH, tvaM kimarthaM chikitsAlayAt shalyachikitsAm akArayitvA eva AgatavAn asi | mitram \- are, tatra anuvaidyA vAraM vAraM vadantI AsIt yat bhayaM mA karu, dhairyaM dharatu, kimapi na bhaviShyati, laghuH shalyakriyA eva asti iti | kautukaH \- chet etasmin ko vA kleshaH, sA samyak eva vadati sma | mitram \- are, sA mAM na apitu vaidyaM vadati sma | \section{149 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM ha.clo ! adya varlDa madaraTa.nga De asti iti bhavatAM nA.cleja asti kim ? ina pha.ckTa ahaM tu mosTalI madaraTa.ngena eva TA.cki.nga karomi | kadA kadA A.ckejanalI sIchyueshanasya rikvAyarame.nTa asti chet i.nglishasya api yUja karomi | kintu tat tu rearalI | mama gR^ihe api vayaM sarve pha.cmilI me.nbarsa inavheriebalI madaraTa.ngena eva vadAmaH | are asmAkaM madaraTa.ngasya proTekshan asmAbhiH eva karaNIyaM khalu ! kimarthaM janAH annesesarilI i.nglishaM vadanti na jAne | svasya ejyukeshana darshayanti te | are ! sA.crI sA.crI ! mama mobAIlasya ri.nga shrUyate | pashyAmi kasya kA.cla asti iti | anyathA punaH misakA.cla bhavati chet prA.cblema ! o ke ! guDDe ! sI yU agena ! etAdR^ishaM vaktavyaM mAtR^ibhAShayA kurvatAM janAnAM kR^ite sAShTA~NgaM namanam adya vaishvika\-mAtR^ibhAShA\-divasa\-nimittam ! sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{150 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} chaturaH shikShakaH ~ sarvakArIye vidyAlaye ekaH shikShakaH gahananidrAyAM nidrAti sma | tadA eva janapadashikShAdhikArI vidyAlayam AgatavAn, saH shayAnaH AsIt iti adhikArI j~nAtavAn, bahukAlaparyantam utthApanAt anantaraM yadA shikShakaH uttiShThati tadA saH paristhitim abhij~nAya jhaTiti vadati\.\.\.\. shikShakaH \- astu bAlakAH! bhavantaH adhunA samyak j~nAtavantaH khalu kumbhakarNaH kathaM shete iti | \section{151 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} pitA putrasya upari krodhaM kurvan vadati\.\.\.\. pitA \- ekamapi kAryaM samyak rUpeNa na karoShi, ajagandham (pudInA) AnetuM preShitaH paraM dhAnyAkam (dhaniyA) AnItavAn tvam\.\.\.\. tava sadR^ishaH mUrkhajanaH tu gR^ihAt niShkAsanIyaH | putraH \- tAta! yadi evaM chet AgachCha AvAM gR^ihAt nirgachChAvaH | pitA \- kimartham AvAm | putraH \- yato.ahi mAtA vadantI AsIt yat etat tu methikA (maithI) asti | \section{152 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} bhaktaH \- he bhagavan ! bhavAn kutra asti ? bhagavAn \- he bhakta ! tvaM kim ichChasi tat mAM pR^ichCha | ahaM yachChAmi | bhaktaH \- ahaM samudrasya taraNaM kartum ichChAmi | ataH sAgarasya upari vajrachUrNa\-mArga\-nirmANaM kR^ipayA bhavatA kartavyam | bhagavAn \- bhoH ! samudra\-madhye vajrachUrNa\-mArga\-nirmANaM tu bahu kaThinaM kAryaM bhavati | anyaM varaM pR^ichChatu | bhaktaH \- tarhi mama bhAryayA tasyAH vachanAni nyUnAni karaNIyAni | tayA mama vachanAni eva shrotavyAni prativAdaH na karaNIyaH cha iti varAH bhavatA dIyantAm | bhagavAn \- aho ! chintA mAstu | ekaM kShaNaM dadAtu | vajrachUrNa\-mArgaH siddhaH bhaviShyati | bhaktaH \- ???????? ## Devotee : Oh God! Where are you ? God : Dear Bhakta! What do you want ? Ask me, I will give you. Devotee : I want to cross the ocean. So, a cement road should be built on the ocean by you. God : Building a cement road is a very hard task. Ask me another boon. Devotee : Then my wife should try to reduce her lectures and listen to me without arguments. God : Ok Bhakta! Your cement road will be ready in a second. Devotee : ????? ## \section{153 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} patiH \- kIdR^ishaM sUpaM nirmitavatI bhavatI? lavaNatA nAsti kaTutA nAsti nissvAduH asti | sampUrNe divase bhavatI dUrvANyAm eva vyastA bhavatI kimapi na jAnAti kathaM nirmAtavyaM kathaM na iti | (vellanIM darshayantI patnI uktavatI) patnI \- prathamaM bhavAn dUravANIm apasArya khAdatu bahukAlAt pashyAmi yat tatra jalena roTikAM khAdan asti | \section{154 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM pitA \- adyatana\-dhAvanaspardhAyAM bhavatA vijayaH prAptaH kim ? putraH \- na pitR^ivarya ! pitA \- kiyat shochyaM re ! (how pitiable !) are bhoH! shivAji\-mahArAjaH bhavatsamavayaskaH (of your age) AsIt tadA tena durgadvayaM prAptam AsIt ! putraH \- satyam eva pitR^ivarya ! kintu yadA mahArAjaH bhavatsamavayaskaH AsIt tadA saH Chatrapati\-nR^ipaH abhavat khalu ! \-\-\- sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{155 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} sa.nskR^itaM vyAvahArikI bhAShA bhavet uttarapradesha\-vidhAnasabhAyai Ayojitasya nirvAchanasya ghoShitaH AdhikArikaH pariNAmaH ##(Officially announced Results of Election held for U.P. Assembly)## shivasenAdalam \- 395 samAjavAdI\-pArTIM \- 210 bhAratIya\-janatA\-pArTI \- 001 bahujana samAja pArTI \- 265 kA.ngresa\-dalam \- 385 apanA\-dalam \- 004 anyAni dalAni \- 1241 kR^ipayA adholikhitam api paThyatAm \.\.\.\. uparidattA sa.nkhyA teShAM pratyAshinAm asti yeShAM pratibhUH apahR^itaH (yaha sa.nkhyA una ummIdavAroM kI hai jinakI jamAnata jabta ho gaI hai ##= Those whose security deposit has been confiscated)## | ##KSG## \section{156 hAsyakaNikA} \- sujAtA haLadIpura, mumbaI janakaH \- vishAla, adya tava ambAyAH svAsthyaM samyak nAsti vA ? horAdvayaM sA kimapi na uktavatI | kimartham ? mUrkha, kiM kR^itavAn tvam ?? vishAlaH \- tAta, chintA mAstu | svasthA asti sA | sA oShThara~Ngam (lipsTika) iShTavatI | aham anavadhAnena tasyai phevisTika\-lepam dattavAn | janakaH \- atyuttamam | shatAyuShI bhava | IshvarakR^ipayA IdR^ishaH suputraH sarve labheyuH| \section{157 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} OM shikShakaH \- gR^ihakAryArthaM dattAnAM prashnAnAm uttarANi likhitAni kim ? ChAtraH \- na AchArya mahodaya ! shikShakaH \- kiM kAraNam ? ChAtraH \- mahodaya ! mama pitA anyat kAryArtham AdinaM gR^ihAt bahiH AsIt | \-\-\- sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{158 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kadA yAsyati holikA? ulketi chalite chitre kadA yAsyati holikA?| pR^ichChako gabbaro jAtas tathemAH sakalAH prajAH || ulkA (shole) nAmaka chalachitra meM \ldq{}holI kaba hai?\rdq{} pUChane vAlA gabbara si.nha huA thA | usI prakAra Aja sArI janatA hai | ~ kushAgra aniketa \section{159 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} droNAchAryaH \- \ldq{}arjuna! tvaM kiM pashyasi?\rdq{} arjunaH\- \ldq{}AchArya! ahaM kevalaM ekam AmraphalaM pashyAmi\rdq{}| droNaH\- \ldq{} tarhi ahaM bhavanasya antaH pravishya dvAraM kIlayAmi | tadanantaraM tvaM astrapreShaNena AmraphalaM pAtaya |\rdq{} \section{160 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || hAsa\-sechanam | kashchana dhanikaH tasya putraM prati upadeshaM karoti | dhanikaH \- prANeShu kaNTham AgateShu api anyajanebhyaH dattasya vachanasya pAlanam avashyaM kaThoratayA cha eva karaNIyam | vachanabha~NgaH tu kadApi naiva bhavet | putraH \- AM, pitR^ivarya ! dhanikaH \- tasmAt api adhikam eva mahatvapUrNam asti yad \.\.\.\. putraH \- Am | vadatu pitR^ivarya ! shruNomi aham | dhanikaH \- prANeShu kaNTham AgateShu api kasmai api kadApi kimapi vachanaM naiva dAtavyam ! bhavatAM sarveShAM jIvanaM vachanabhArarahitaM bhavet ! sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{161 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || chirantana\-hAsaH | kasmi.nshchit varge kashchana shikShakaH \ldq{}sma bhUtakAlaH\rdq{} iti bindoH pAThanaM karoti | shikShakaH \- yA kriyA pUrvakAle sAtatyena ghaTitA sA kriyA bhUtakAlasya etena prakAreNa darshitA bhavet | adhunA sA kriyA naiva ghaTati iti tasya bhAvArthaH asti | bhUtakAle amukakR^itiH kartR^iNA bahuvAraM kR^itA kintu sadyaH naiva kriyate iti bhAvaM darshayituM etasya prayogaH bhavati | A~NglabhAShAyAm etasya anuvAdaH \ldq{}used to\rdq{} ityena bhavituM shaknoti | udAharaNArthaM, yuvAvasthAyAm ahaM nR^ityaM karomi sma | (adhunA na karomi |) ##In the young age I used to dance. (Presently I don't.)## pUrvaM sA gAyati sma | (adhunA na gAyati |) satyayuge sAkShAt Ishvara\-darshanaM bhavati sma | (adhunA na bhavati |) \. \. \. idAnIM bhavantaH api kAnichit udAharaNAni vadantu | rAhula ! bhavAn prathamaM vadatu | rAhulaH \- shaishavakAle ahaM satyaM vadAmi sma | (bhavatAM sarveShAM jIvanam satyayutaM bhavet |) sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{162 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} kashchana vR^iddhaH prativarShaM svapatnyA saha vivAhaM rachayati sma | kAmapi bAdhAM vinA sarvaH mA~NgalikakAryakramaH susampannaH bhavati sma | evameva prativarShaM tasyaiva punarAvR^ittiH bhavati sma | sampUrNe grAme vivAhotsavo.ayaM kutUhalasya viShayaH abhavat | ante cha etaddR^iShTvA kashchana tUShNIM sthAtuM na ashaknot, sa cha tasya kAraNaM tam apR^ichChat bhoH! bhavAn kimarthaM prativarSham ekayA sahaiva punaH punaH vivAhaM karoti? vR^iddhaH tadA hasan pratyavadat \- bhoH! ahaM tameva shabdaM shrutvA atIva prasannaH bhavAmi, ataH punaH punaH vivAhaM karomi | saH punaH apR^ichChat kaH sa shabdaH? vR^iddhaH avadat yadA paNDitaH vadati yuvAnam (varam) Ahvayantu | ityeva paNDitasya mukhAt yuvAn iti shabdaM shrutvA ahaM prasannaH bhavAmi | \section{163 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || bhojanottaraM manora~njanam ! grAhakaH \- iyat mahArghaM dhAnyam ? ApaNikaH \- yukrenataH AgachChati | grAhakaH \- khAdyatailam api etAvatpramANena mahArghaM katham ? ApaNikaH \- yukrenataH AgachChati | grAhakaH \- sharkarA api etAvatI mahArghA ? ApaNikaH \- yukrenataH AgachChati | grAhakaH vastUnAM krayaNaM karoti | vastUni gR^ihItvA dhanaM cha adatvA eva gamanaM karoti | ApaNikaH \- are mahodaya ! dhanaM na dattaM bhavatA | grAhakaH \- yukrenataH AgamiShyati | asmaddeshIyam Anandam anubhavantu sarve | sa.nskR^itAnandaH | \section{164 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} sa.nskR^itaM vyAvahArikI bhAShA bhavet ekaH vidyArthI parIkShAyAM shUnyA.nkaM (0) prAptavAn yadyapi tasya sarveShAM prashnAnAm uttarANi shuddhAni Asan | katham etad abhavat iti draShTavyam | (kaise huA yaha dekhanA chAhie |) (prashnAn tasya uttarANi cha pashyantu pra01\-\-TIpU sulatAnaH kasmin yuddhe amriyat ? u0 \-\- svakIye antime yuddhe | pra0 2 \- pati\-patnyoH sambandha\-vichChedasya mukhyaM kAraNaM kiM bhavati ? u0 \- tayoH vivAhaH | pra0 4 \- mahAtmA gA.ndhI kadA janma lebhe ? u0 \- svakIye janma divase | pra0 5 \- tri\-janeShu ShaT AmrANi kathaM samaM vibhaktuM shakyante ? u0\-\- mai.ngo\-shekaM (Amragutthana.n) nirmAya peyapAtreShu samaM pAtayitvA | pra0 6 \- bhAratadeshe ekavarShakAle sarvAdhikaM himaM kutra patati ? u0 \- madyapAnAM madyapAtreShu | (sharAbiyoM ke pyAloM meM |) ##KSG## \section{165 hAsyakaNikAsa.ngrahaH} || OM || kashchana gR^ihasthaH kAryArthaM gR^ihAt bahiH gachChati | gamanasamaye dvAre TippaNIM (note) sthApayati | \ldq{}atra chorikA mAstu kR^ipayA | ahaM muShTiyuddhaspardhA\-vijetA asmi |\rdq{} ##(No theft here, please. 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